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FORKNI-L Digest - 20 Nov 2000 (#2000-357)

Mon, 20 Nov 2000

There are 5 messages totalling 119 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. how much blood do vampires need?
  2. The Doctor in the FKverse (was:how much blood do vampires need?) (2)
  3. Urban Legends (was: how much blood do vampires need?) (2)

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Date:    Mon, 20 Nov 2000 13:50:48 -0600
From:    Nancy Kaminski <nancykam@m.......>
Subject: Re: how much blood do vampires need?

Portia 1 wrote:

> "Look into my eyes!  Now you will forget everything!  Hmmm, or maybe not....You
> will have vague memories of bulbous-headed little green men probing you in
> unpleasant places, and will have a compulsion to report this experience only to
> disreputable magazines...."

<snurt> So *that's* where Mulder is -- in Janette's own personal Basement of
Condemned Studmuffins!

> Well, come on!  You live enough centuries, you must surely get starved for
> amusement -- and your sense of humour surely must get warped! "g"

I bet Lacroix personally started most of the Urban Legends we see on the
internet, just to see how far they go. "Look into my eyes...you will report
that your aunt's friend's brother awoke in a tub of ice and one of his kidneys
was missing..."

Warped as well,
Nancy Kaminski
nancykam@m.......

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Date:    Mon, 20 Nov 2000 14:55:31 -0500
From:    Portia 1 <portia1@m.......>
Subject: The Doctor in the FKverse (was:how much blood do vampires need?)

>Nancy Kaminski wrote:
>Attractive as a Dr. Who/FK crossover concept is (Tom Baker meets Lacroix? Who
>would win? Would Lacroix be undone by the Doctor's sonic screwdriver, or
>perhaps a Venusian aikido move? )

Ooooh!  How about a pairing between the Master and LaCroix??  I would love to
see that!

>I think the real possibility is the black raincoat Nick got from
>Duncan McLeod -- you know, the one with the interdimensional pocket
>where all immortals stash their swords.

Imagine these two consulting with one another on fashion:

   "Duncan, I really think you need more vests in your wardrobe."
   "Man, get away from me with those vests!  But I think your right   about
gettin' mah hair cut -- you certainly look better with out those long locks...."

Portia, who should be working....

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Date:    Mon, 20 Nov 2000 15:07:44 -0500
From:    Portia 1 <portia1@m.......>
Subject: Urban Legends (was: how much blood do vampires need?)

Regarding vampire's warped sense of humour and LaCroix engendering Urban myths:

"Look into my eyes!  You will have an overwhelming compulsion to toss your shoes
up around a telephone wire...."

"Jermaine!  Where are your shoes, boy!"

"Uh...I dunno, Ma...."

Either that, or <gulp> perhaps they fall off during "waste" disposal.... <double
gulp!>

Portia

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Date:    Mon, 20 Nov 2000 14:25:27 -0600
From:    Nancy Kaminski <nancykam@m.......>
Subject: Re: Urban Legends (was: how much blood do vampires need?)

> Portia 1 wrote:

> "Look into my eyes!  You will have an overwhelming compulsion to toss your
> shoes up around a telephone wire...."

> Either that, or <gulp> perhaps they fall off during "waste" disposal....
<double gulp!>

So that would explain the socks you see in the gutter, or the odd bit of
underwear along the highway...<g>

Nancy Kaminski
nancykam@m.......

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Date:    Mon, 20 Nov 2000 14:46:40 -0600
From:    Nancy Kaminski <nancykam@m.......>
Subject: Re: The Doctor in the FKverse (was:how much blood do vampires need?)

> Portia 1 wrote:

> Ooooh!  How about a pairing between the Master and LaCroix??  I would love to
> see that!

They could have a sneering contest, and insult each other's hairdo. And can't
you just picture Lacroix facing down a Dalek? "I'll show you 'exterminate', you
ridiculous salt shaker on casters. Let's just see you get up this flight of
stairs!" <g>

> Imagine these two consulting with one another on fashion:
>
>    "Duncan, I really think you need more vests in your wardrobe."
>    "Man, get away from me with those vests!  But I think your right   about
> gettin' mah hair cut -- you certainly look better with out those long locks...."

And then Duncan realizes how much Nick looks like his old friend Michael, except
for the glasses, and begins to get worried. <g>

Nancy Kaminski
nancykam@m.......

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