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Logfile LOG9606C Part 2

June 14, 1996

File: "FORKNI-L LOG9606C" Part 2

	Nick and Horses  (2)
	Horses and riders
	FK CD and Radio
	If FK were a cartoon
	Yahoo Changes FK Listings  (2)
	The Hunter
	Dying for Fame  (3)
	The Hunter/Really Bad Blood
	LaCroix in comedy
	Knight Kneighbors
	Final NetRatings for Forever Knight
	I'm not that Stephanie
	NetRating ranking of all episodes
	Where are the stores that have the FK CD??
	Another Quote list

Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 11:13:14 EDT
From:         Tanya Smith <bodybldr@v.......>
Subject:      Re: Nick and Horses

All this talk of Nick riding, mounting and dismounting a horse has
gotten me a bit steamy. <VWEG>
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 11:18:28 -0400
From:         Rosie Rigg <rosie@d.......>
Subject:      Re: Nick and Horses

On Jun 14, 11:13am, Tanya Smith wrote:
> Subject: Re: Nick and Horses
To: Forever Knight TV  <FORKNI-L@p.......>

>All this talk of Nick riding, mounting and dismounting a horse has
>gotten me a bit steamy.

Nice to know I'm not the only one effected by this thread!
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Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 11:20:31 EDT
From:         Lisa McDavid <D020214@v.......>
Subject:      Horses and riders

I don't know whether Ger can ride or not, but I do know that in long
shots, or any time you can't see the horse and the rider's face clearly
at the same time, it's almost always a stunt rider.

I do know those were stunt doubles in the chase long shots for Hunted.
When you see the close-ups, they're not really on horseback. It seems
the horses were scared of the smoking effect. For insurance reasons if
nothing else, the actors couldn't be allowed to ride even if they'd
wanted to after the horses spooked.

The way Deborah Duchene told it in an interview, she got out to the
location and found Ger sitting on the shoulders of one of the crew,
looking anxious, while the camera filmed at an angle from which you
couldn't tell the "horse" was a human.

Then they turned to her and said, "Ok, Deb, you're next."

Another reason you don't usually see the real actors in anything
in longshots is because their time is too valuable. Usually that
would be second unit work, with a rider whose features can't be
seen and who is about the same build as the actor. Meanwhile back
at the studio (yes, I did think of putting in "ranch" <g>), the
actors are filming scenes which require them to be recognizable.
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 08:39:18 -0700
From:         Cousin Cherri <cdmunoz@e.......>
Subject:      Re: FK CD and Radio

About KROQ in LA as the alternative station.

> KROQ has reportedly "broken" a not inconsiderable amount of new acts in
>the radio market.

Hate to tell you this but KROQ, my son's favorite station, is no longer
considered alternative by its listeners.  It's considered main stream now.
As for getting them to play the FK CD, I'll ask Daniel since I never listen
to the radio.  I listen to the FK CD.  Radio.  Pfui.  FK CD.  Ahhhh!  Very
nice to the ears.  Anyway, if Daniel thinks KROQ will play it, I'll find out
how to do it.

Questions:  1)  Which song do you think would best fit into the KROQ format?
            2)  When is the best time of day for the maximum amount of

   Cousin Cherri <cdmunoz@e.......>      Janette on the SKL list
                                              lucius fanaticus
   Member: CSS, SKL, V Loop, LC
   From the Desk of:  Sectuib SaySha ambrov Tien           Sime/Gen
   I don't WANT a new one. I LIKE that one. <LaCroix-Father's Day>
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 10:30:00 -0500
From:         Patricia Bozis <prmb@i.......>
Subject:      If FK were a cartoon

I can just see - Nick flying around with his teeth hanging out!
And LC flying right after him!

Patricia Bozis
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 11:43:39 -0400
From:         Melanie Moser <moser@c.......>
Subject:      Yahoo Changes FK Listings

Don't know if anyone pays much attention to this, but for anyone that has
this linked on their home page or bookmarked for the Web:

Yahoo has changed their URL for the Forever Knight list of pages. It's now:


We're under the Horror section now (it used to be ../Shows/Science_Fiction).
Right on the same page as KtE, The Outer Limits, Friday the 13th, Dark
Shadows, and the XFiles.  But wait,  most of the shows listed under
the Horror list are STILL on the Science Fiction list too.  Just not
FK.  (I think Friday the 13th isn't on the FK list too, maybe a couple others).
Regardless, finding the FK stuff on Yahoo, IMHO, is kind of difficult.
Try finding it without doing a search and without using the address
I listed above.  It isn't easy.  Don't know about you, but I'm a little
miffed about this.

If you'd like to write to Yahoo about this change, the URL for submitting
comments and changes to links is: http://add.yahoo.com/bin/change

Mel Moser

* Mel Moser                   moser@c.......               Red Ridinghood *
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Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:41:04 -0400
From:         dotti rhodes <dottir@w.......>
Subject:      Re: The Hunter

At 09:12 AM 6/13/96 -0700, Amy wrote:

>To begin with, I've read that there is an episode with a vampire hunter,
>and that this "hunter" became so because he was cured after being
>bitten.  We have an episode called "Hunters," an episode called "Hunted,"
>and a whole different episode featuring this hunter <she remarked
>incredulously>.  So which ep is it?
"Hunted" is the ep where a crazy lady who likes hunting people discovers
Nick is a vampire, kidnaps Schanke and while Nick is hunting to find him, is
hunting Nick...

"Bad Blood" is the one your mentioning above.

"Hunters" is the one where Schanke is being hunted down by an excop who
hates him, flashback being the one where the Terrible Trio get caught in a
house by vampire hunters and Nick gets absolutely bloodthirsty to the nth
degree....with the help of LaCroix "No Mercy!!!!"

Dotti R
Knightie 4-Ever
Defender of the Knight
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:41:15 -0400
From:         dotti rhodes <dottir@w.......>
Subject:      Re: Dying for Fame

At 09:48 AM 6/13/96 -0700, you wrote:
>You know what?  "Dying for Fame" is a truly marvelous episode.
>Best of all, of course, in DFF, Nick wins.  I love it when Nick wins.
>And that final, triumphantly raised arm as Nick strides away from the
>storefront in the vision is absolutely priceless.
Isn't that the truth?  You go from watching his despair during "Dark Side of
the Glass" to watching him actually feel good at the end.  Too Kewl...I love
it...Nick so very rarely gets a chance to feel good....

Dotti R
Knightie 4-Ever
Defender of the Knight
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:41:18 -0400
From:         dotti rhodes <dottir@w.......>
Subject:      Re: The Hunter/Really Bad Blood

At 02:19 PM 6/13/96 -0400, Gehirn wrote:

>The ep is Bad Blood.  Its a Leprechauny-fairy- tale kinda ep.
>Schanke buys ... ah ... a chili dog ... or two.
>The ep has Fairy Dust, just a sprinkling....
Now you've got me confused
Dotti R
Knightie 4-Ever
Defender of the Knight
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:41:30 -0400
From:         dotti rhodes <dottir@w.......>
Subject:      Re: Dying for Fame

At 04:54 PM 6/13/96 -0500, Tippi wrote:

>See, I could never figure out if they were dream sequences or more like

Daydreams, definitely daydreams....

>Now, while he's *awake* he says he was at Woodstock, with the Grateful
>Dead. Now is he just being funny and kidding or is the next scene (LC in
>leather scene) a flashback rather than dream/daydream?

Actually, I believe he was being serious, probably signed on with the Dead
as a dark joke (hehehhe) but the next sequence is definitely a dream as
well...but Uncle looks pretty good in his leathers as well doesn't he?  The
whole thing is kind of an analogy, not even from the crazy crowd can Nick
get acceptance for what he is.....I think. Also, he obviously wakes up after
he focuses in on the girl in the blonde wig and sunglasses...

Dotti R
Knightie 4-Ever
Defender of the Knight
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 13:27:05 -0400
From:         Chaya-Baila Adler <cbailaa@t.......>
Subject:      Re: Yahoo Changes FK Listings

Hi all! Long time no post <g>

At 11:43 AM 6/14/96 -0400, Melanie wrote:
>We're under the Horror section now But  most of the shows listed under
>the Horror list are STILL on the Science Fiction list too.

Well, I guess FK falls under many different categories.... I found it listed
as Fantasy in one TV listing. I found that quite humorous, actually.

back to lurking...
chaya-baila <cbailaa@t.......>
keeper and SKLer: finally, a faction I can sink my teeth into (and I think
I'm a die-hard - at least that's what my oh-so-elegant LK badge says!)
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 10:28:11 PDT
From:         "Leslie I.Plummer" <lplummer@i.......>
Subject:      Re: Evangelism

Cousin Jean wrote about her Fk story in a writing class:
>He didn't know it had been cancelled. He didn't know about the lists. He
>didn't know about the web pages. He does now!  ; )
>And fourteen other people in the Baltimore-Washington area who have never
>seen the show are going to be looking for it this week! <wcg>

WAY TO GO JEAN, BRINGING ACROSS FOLKS enmasse! And, getting a grade for it!
Please tell any of your classmates who live in/around Baltimore City,
that their local cable channel is firing up SCIFi as of July 1 (or so)!!!
So, they can get it on Channel 45 (fox) and SciFi!

Please ask them if they'd like to fill out the FK surveys, once they're
hooked.  I can email them to you.

p.s. I'm in Columbia (very close!)

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Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 13:40:43 -0400
From:         Loose Cannon <LoosCanN@a.......>
Subject:      Re: LaCroix in comedy

Lynn Messing inquires:

>Now the thing I just can not imagine is *LC* ever being in a comedy.
>Can anyone see him on the receiving end of a cream pie in a slapstick?
>Me either.

Uh, actually....

POW!!!!   Soft, creamy white blobs drip down onto the black silk shirt.  The
pan falls with a clatter to the floor.  <Beat, beat, beat>  Two icy blue eyes
open, peering through the banana custard.  Giggles of evolutionarily impared
pie-tosser cease as gold sparkles appear in the blue, and one hand begins
reaching out slowly....

The rest is funny only if you're me.  <eg>

Leslie GS
"As much as I enjoy their company
The moon and the sea have always laughed at me"
 -- LC in Gehirn Karies' F.T.F.G.S.
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 11:15:09 -0700
From:         Angie <alasher@e.......>
Subject:      Re: Dying for Fame

At 12:41 PM 6/14/96 -0400, dotti rhodes wrote:
>Isn't that the truth?  You go from watching his despair during "Dark Side of
>the Glass" to watching him actually feel good at the end.  Too Kewl...I love
>it...Nick so very rarely gets a chance to feel good....

This one thing, in and of itself, was the only thing that I didn't care for
in the series. Yes it is true that our boy must feel angst and pain about
what he is, after all the whole premise of the show is that he wants to
get back to his humanity. But lets face it, did he really have to be in such
pain ALL the time? The writers could have been a little nicer to Nick. With
the terrific guy that he is, he should have been allowed a little more happiness
once in a while on the show! His level of happy should have been a little more
commeasurate with his level of having atoned for what he considered his *evil*.
The nature of a vampire is to kill, Nick more than proved that restraint was a
quality that he did *indeed* possess.

Angie (ducking for cover)
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Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 14:29:26 -0400
From:         Carmen Perry <cperry@e.......>
Subject:      Knight Kneighbors

My children think I've lost it.  My youngest son came home to tell me about
the new neighbors, the Knights.  The first thing I said was "is his first
name Nick?"  I've got to get a life.

Oh, someone was asking about the TVSTUFF web page and getting the wrong
address.  The Web site I have is:


I received a reply from the lady there who added my name to the list to let
me know when the Forever Knight TV Stuff would be in.

Carmen Perry
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 14:34:34 -0400
From:         Beth Washington <Beth_Washington@a.......>
Subject:      Thanks!!!


I just wanted to say thank you to all the people who responded to my
begging and pleading for tapes of season 1 and 2!  I found several
gernerous people, and one in particular, who is sending me the tapes at
this moment! (Hi Debbie!)

It's nice to know there are so many nice people out there!

Thanks again!

-Cousin Biffer
That is so unfair!  You know I can't fly!                Beth Washington
  -Lois from Lois & Clark                       Beth_Washington@a.......
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 13:55:19 -0500
From:         Jeff Standish <jestandi@c.......>
Subject:      Final NetRatings for Forever Knight

Here is the final FK NetRatings update I'll be posting to the list.
Summarized below are all three seasons worth of episodes.  I'll keep
taking votes from those who've missed an episode or for those lucky
enough to get the SCI-FI channel <grumble>, and the web page for the
ratings will be kept up to date (for the next year at least, after
that it depends whether I feel like suffering through any more grad

I'm also signing off of the list, since I'm currently getting WAY too much
e-mail (nearly a meg a day... gotta love these mailing lists).  It's been
a long, strange, bumpy ride, but I've certainly enjoyed the show.

Fun and Fond Memories...

Season 3 Episodes                     Rating   Max    Min   StdDev  # Votes
-----------------------------------   ------  -----  -----  ------  -------
301 The Black Buddha, Part 1           6.84   10.00   3.00   1.46      59
302 The Black Buddha, Part 2           6.98   10.00   3.00   1.43      54
303 Outside the Lines                  5.54    9.00   1.00   1.91      46
304 Blackwing                          7.58   10.00   3.00   1.66      53
305 Blind Faith                        6.53   10.00   1.00   2.10      49
306 My Boyfriend is a Vampire          7.68   10.00   4.00   1.53      56
307 Hearts of Darkness                 6.52   10.00   3.00   1.65      48
308 Trophy Girl                        6.59   10.00   1.00   1.98      41
309 Let No Man Tear Asunder            7.31   10.00   3.00   1.70      47
310 Night in Question                  9.32   10.00   2.00   1.32      68
311 Sons of Belial                     9.14   10.00   5.00   1.14      57
312 Strings                            6.84   10.00   3.00   1.75      32
313 Fever                              9.36   10.00   4.00   1.15      39
314 Dead of Night                      8.58   10.00   4.00   1.27      34
315 The Games Vampires Play            7.85   10.00   3.00   1.81      30
316 The Human Factor                   8.13   10.00   2.00   2.11      35
317 Avenging Angel                     6.16    8.00   1.00   1.86      16
318 Fallen Idol                        7.44   10.00   5.00   1.32      17
319 Jane Doe                           6.84    9.00   4.00   1.52      16
320 Ashes to Ashes                     8.68   10.00   5.00   1.55      17
321 Francesca                          7.94   10.00   6.00   1.27      17
322 Last Knight                        7.61   10.00   2.00   2.62      18

Number of Episodes: 22
Votes per Episode:  38.59
Average Rating:      7.52
Weighted Average:    7.56

Season 2 Episodes                     Rating   Max    Min   StdDev  # Votes
-----------------------------------   ------  -----  -----  ------  -------
201 Killer Instinct                    7.54    9.50   5.00   1.39      14
202 A Fate Worse than Death            8.00   10.00   5.00   1.41      15
203 Stranger than Fiction              7.34   10.00   2.00   1.97      16
204 Bad Blood                          7.62   10.00   5.00   1.66      13
205 Forward Into the Past              5.65    9.00   2.00   2.11      10
206 Capital Offense                    5.62    8.00   1.00   1.98      13
207 Hunted                             6.36    9.00   2.00   1.92      11
208 Faithful Followers                 5.50    9.00   3.00   1.55      13
209 Undue Process                      7.04   10.00   1.00   2.30      12
210 Father's Day                       7.91    9.00   3.00   1.87      11
211 Can't Run, Can't Hide              7.19    8.50   5.00   1.03      13
212 Near Death                         7.92   10.00   5.00   1.26      13
213 Crazy Love                         5.33    9.00   1.00   2.69      15
214 Baby, Baby                         6.71   10.00   1.00   2.65      17
215 Partners of the Month              7.71   10.00   5.00   1.33      14
216 The Fire Inside                    4.54    7.00   1.00   1.76      14
217 Amateur Night                      6.18    8.00   3.00   1.49      14
218 The Fix                            9.26   10.00   4.00   1.52      19
219 Curiouser and Curiouser            9.08   10.00   6.00   1.11      18
220 Beyond the Law                     6.04    9.00   3.00   1.90      13
221 The Queen of Harps                 7.07    9.50   4.00   1.82      15
222 Close Call                         8.27   10.00   6.00   1.44      15
223 Be My Valentine                    9.00   10.00   4.50   1.53      20
224 The Code                           6.11    8.00   3.00   1.42      14
225 A More Permanent Hell              8.44   10.00   5.00   1.45      18
226 Blood Money                        6.53    9.00   3.00   1.60      15

Number of Episodes: 26
Votes per Episode:  14.42
Average Rating:      7.08
Weighted Average:    7.19

Season 1 Episodes                     Rating   Max    Min   StdDev  # Votes
-----------------------------------   ------  -----  -----  ------  -------
000 Nick Knight [original movie]       6.70   10.00   2.00   2.50      10
101 Dark Knight                        7.69   10.00   5.00   1.18      13
102 Dark Knight: The Second Chapter    7.58   10.00   5.00   1.44      12
103 For I Have Sinned                  7.55    9.00   6.00   1.12      10
104 Last Act                           7.86   10.00   7.00   1.21       7
105 Dance by the Light of the Moon     6.57    9.00   5.00   1.40       7
106 Dying to Know You                  7.57    9.00   6.00   0.98       7
107 False Witness                      6.56    9.00   4.00   1.67       9
108 Cherry Blossoms                    7.25    9.00   5.00   1.27      10
109 I Will Repay                       8.09   10.00   5.00   1.51      11
110 Dead Air                           5.64    7.00   4.00   1.03       7
111 Hunters                            6.38    8.00   3.00   1.60       8
112 Dead Issue                         6.07    7.50   5.00   0.93       7
113 Father Figure                      7.00    9.00   3.00   1.87       9
114 Spin Doctor                        5.31    8.00   4.00   1.49       8
115 Dying for Fame                     7.21    9.50   6.00   1.35       7
116 Only the Lonely                    8.88   10.00   7.00   0.92      13
117 Unreality TV                       7.00    9.00   5.00   1.56      10
118 Feeding the Beast                  9.09   10.00   7.00   1.22      11
119 To Die For/If Looks Could Kill     7.19   10.00   5.50   1.46       8
120 Fatal Mistake                      5.14    7.00   3.00   1.35       7
121 1966                               8.19   10.00   6.00   1.41       8
122 Love You to Death                  7.88   10.00   5.00   1.73       8

Number of Episodes: 23
Votes per Episode:   9.00
Average Rating:      7.15
Weighted Average:    7.27

 Rating is the average rating from those gathered to date.
    Max is the highest rating received.
    Min is the lowest rating received.
 StdDev is the standard deviation of the collected ratings.
# Votes is the total number of votes counted for that episode.

How does it work?
E-mail me (jestandi@c.......) your vote for a given episode,
telling me the name of the episode and how you would rate it on a
scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).  If you don't know the name of
an episode, you can check out the episode guide at:

I accept votes for the current week's episode, along with all previous
episodes (including those from previous seasons).  A listing of all votes
received for each episode is available from the main web page, listed by
e-mail name (full e-mail addresses are withheld for validation purposes).

The current ratings for Forever Knight are posted weekly to
alt.tv.forever-knight and rec.arts.sf.tv, the Forever Knight mailing
list, and can also be found over the web at the following address:

Jeff Standish                                      The concept is simply
jestandi@c.......                            staggering.  Pointless,
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/hyplan/jestandi.html     but staggering.  -Dr. Who
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 14:57:22 -0400
From:         Stephanie Way <Biancaswan@a.......>
Subject:      I'm not that Stephanie

> To avoid confusion, I should like to be known (and quoted,
>where applicable)  as Stephanie B. (particularly since she and
>I seem to hold strongly different opinions on stuff in general).

Don't worry Stephanie, I shall be removing myself from the list very soon, so
there will be no confusion and I expect you  will uphold the good name of
"Stephanie" better than I, as I will be unable to fulfill this title.

SW " Good (K)night sweet Prince and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest"
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 13:59:08 -0500
From:         Jeff Standish <jestandi@c.......>
Subject:      NetRating ranking of all episodes

Here is a list of all the episodes, ranked according to their average
ratings, as compiled from all of the votes received to date.

Rank   Rating   Episode Name
----   ------   --------------
   1    9.36    313 Fever
   2    9.32    310 Night in Question
   3    9.26    218 The Fix
   4    9.14    311 Sons of Belial
   5    9.09    118 Feeding the Beast
   6    9.08    219 Curiouser and Curiouser
   7    9.00    223 Be My Valentine
   8    8.88    116 Only the Lonely
   9    8.68    320 Ashes to Ashes
  10    8.58    314 Dead of Night
  11    8.44    225 A More Permanent Hell
  12    8.27    222 Close Call
  13    8.19    121 1966
  14    8.13    316 The Human Factor
  15    8.09    109 I Will Repay
  16    8.00    202 A Fate Worse than Death
  17    7.94    321 Francesca
  18    7.92    212 Near Death
  19    7.91    210 Father's Day
  20    7.88    122 Love You to Death
  21    7.86    104 Last Act
  22    7.85    315 The Games Vampires Play
  23    7.71    215 Partners of the Month
  24    7.69    101 Dark Knight
  25    7.68    306 My Boyfriend is a Vampire
  26    7.62    204 Bad Blood
  27    7.61    322 Last Knight
  28    7.58    304 Blackwing
  29    7.58    102 Dark Knight: The Second Chapter
  30    7.57    106 Dying to Know You
  31    7.55    103 For I Have Sinned
  32    7.54    201 Killer Instinct
  33    7.44    318 Fallen Idol
  34    7.34    203 Stranger than Fiction
  35    7.31    309 Let No Man Tear Asunder
  36    7.25    108 Cherry Blossoms
  37    7.21    115 Dying for Fame
  38    7.19    211 Can't Run, Can't Hide
  39    7.19    119 To Die For/If Looks Could Kill
  40    7.07    221 The Queen of Harps
  41    7.04    209 Undue Process
  42    7.00    117 Unreality TV
  43    7.00    113 Father Figure
  44    6.98    302 The Black Buddha, Part 2
  45    6.84    319 Jane Doe
  46    6.84    312 Strings
  47    6.84    301 The Black Buddha, Part 1
  48    6.71    214 Baby, Baby
  49    6.70    000 Nick Knight [original movie]
  50    6.59    308 Trophy Girl
  51    6.57    105 Dance by the Light of the Moon
  52    6.56    107 False Witness
  53    6.53    305 Blind Faith
  54    6.53    226 Blood Money
  55    6.52    307 Hearts of Darkness
  56    6.38    111 Hunters
  57    6.36    207 Hunted
  58    6.18    217 Amateur Night
  59    6.16    317 Avenging Angel
  60    6.11    224 The Code
  61    6.07    112 Dead Issue
  62    6.04    220 Beyond the Law
  63    5.65    205 Forward Into the Past
  64    5.64    110 Dead Air
  65    5.62    206 Capital Offense
  66    5.54    303 Outside the Lines
  67    5.50    208 Faithful Followers
  68    5.33    213 Crazy Love
  69    5.31    114 Spin Doctor
  70    5.14    120 Fatal Mistake
  71    4.54    216 The Fire Inside

NetRatings page: http://www.cs.indiana.edu/hyplan/jestandi/fk-ratings.html


Jeff Standish                                      The concept is simply
jestandi@c.......                            staggering.  Pointless,
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/hyplan/jestandi.html     but staggering.  -Dr. Who
Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 12:04:58 -0700
From:         Angie <alasher@e.......>
Subject:      Re: Where are the stores that have the FK CD??

Will People in the LA area privately E-Mail me so that we can
 co-ordinate some efforts to get the local Record Stores and
station up to date on the FK CD? I also have the ways and
means to get a load of flyers, and after Wends. I will have plenty
of time to do all kinds of stuff for SOS.


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Date:         Fri, 14 Jun 1996 13:28:50 -0600
From:         Kay the Red Enforcer <woolf@c.......>
Subject:      Another Quote list

This is the best of the quotes from the FK party in Provo, UT.  I just
want to say thanks to everyone who attended.  Ya'll are a blast to party
with! If you want the full list, e-mail me at: woolf@c.......

He always looked like he had lipstick on.

Hello, my name's Butch, and I'm a Cousin.

She can tell *that* from a preliminary report?!

Are you saying Schanke's not lovable?

How do you turn on the oven?
I don't know, I don't use it that often.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.  There's chocolate galore.
We love you, Dorothy!
We love your chocolate more!

That one's better than mine.  Mine's flat.

She's such a caring nurturer.
Yeah, a psychotic nuturer.

If I fall asleep, just walk all over me.

I feel like a minority now.
You are!

You can tell it's first season 'cause Nat's wearing the bad lipstick.

Woah, that blood has a punch to it.

I showed an episode of this to the last guy I went out with.  He was
scared of me after that.

How many people vote for caller ID?  <hands raise>  Sorry sir, less than
half the people voted for it.  Thanks anyway.  Good-Bye.

Vachon should bite his barber.
No, Vachon should just learn to use a razor....and a shower.

So, do Vampires just have to keep stakes handy around the house?

They won't do the elevator scene twice, it's too common, you know.

Has there ever been discussion on the list as to whether Nick wears
boxers or briefs?  No, but there has been lots of discussions on
LaCroix's purple thong!
What!?!  Why haven't I heard about this???

NICK staked her?  Nick never does anything good...only LaCroix does!

She may be a couple of thousand years old, but she still whines like a
little girl.

Arsenic is for amateurs!

Butch, what kind of car does your brother have?  I think it's blue....

Do you know how to use the bathroom here?

Well, once you're dead, I don't think it bothers you very much.

I've developed a life...I've had plans three saturdays in a row!

I think the cameraman was drunk...he'd been doin' a little smack on
the job...

Here's my question:  If Nick fails at bringing people across so many
times, how does a dog do it right on the first try?
The golden retriever must be smarter.

Reese had a good chance to shoot the water cooler there...

Yeah, make sure you give him a guilt trip before you die...one more
thing to angst over.

It's Tracy, we don't care how she died, we're just glad she did...

How did she get a head wound?  The guy wasn't aiming that high.
It ricocheted.  You could hear it.
This is almost as good as the JFK theories!

Instead of Nick bringing Nat across, why doesn't she try to bring HIM
back across?  I'm sure they'd both enjoy it...no better cure than the
horizontal tango.

I'm not good at that.  I just answer the phone and serve lasagna.

Woah.  She's rather forward.
That is pretty romantic, though.  'I want to spend eternity in
darkness with you.'

It's obvious they're alien clones.  Nick wouldn't really bring Nat across.

Butch and I know what's going on.  The rest of you just need to get
clewed in.

I thought, once a Cousin, always a Cousin.  It's like life itself!

I'll walk you home if you stay...y'know, it's not a pass, but...

I don't have them all...I only brought the list of what's good.
I thought they were all good.

I thought you were obsessed.
I AM obsessed.

I'm not bulletproof.
Just get a teflon jacket!
Not teflon, kevlar.

You do know Schanke is an immortal!

You have to be really old for you brain to atrophy that much.

You shouldn't annoy vampires like that.

Is that THE picture of Janette there in the background?

Disco Don.

Actually she and Nick are a good match.  Nick and the dingbat.

I think somebody should hit him with a blunt object.

This is something I don't understand.  Why does Nick do that?  I
know it's Nick, but I still don't understand.

Maybe it's one of those small holes in the plot that you can drive
a Mack truck through.

He's going to sit there on his butt for a few hours before he does
At least he's got his priorities straight.

Here's another question. Why do they keep sedatives in the morgue?

Mark are you a good typist?
<Crowd> Say NO!  Say NO!
<Mark> Uh, no?

Are you a vampire?  Bite me.
So that's where the expression comes from.

Don't waste a meal.  There are vampires starving in Ethiopia!

They're a happy family again.
More like a dysfunctional family.

None of my windows open.  I'd die in a fire.

I have seen this one, but I don't have it on tape.
What?!  You mean you're not obsessed enough to have every episode on

That's one reason I don't hate LaCroix.  He's evil.  Evil people are
always more fun.

Fanatical people are cool.  Especially when they have drugs stuck
to their foreheads.

I want a glowy thing stuck to my forehead!

He gets a happy shiny circle, too!

Can't you just see Mulder in a place like this?
Yeah.  He'd assume he WAS having a psychic experience.  I think Scully
should shoot him again.

Oh, wait, I don't want a happy shiny circle if it makes you queasy.

Okay, everybody listen up.  TALK LOUDER.  We have a quote list to
make here.
If we want you to type it, we'll talk louder.
The quote list is more important than your egos...

Not "It's a Small World"!

Butch is easily entertained.

We've declared it a national holiday.  Pick on Butch day.

Why don't we do this every month?

LaCroix is Laurence of Arabia.

My friend on the Earth2 list wrote a "Last Knight" story.  It read:
"Nick woke up.  Man, did his head hurt."  And that was it. I thought
it summarized the whole thing quite well.
No Spoilers allowed!
Do you want to go live in the basement again, young lady?

Kay got highjacked to be my Beta-reader.

Vampires wear Chinos?
He's a preppy vampire.

I want his loft!

What's that?
It's designed for gouging out eyes.

+--- Kay the Red Enforcer ---- woolf@c....... ----------+
| My tastes are simple. I'm always satisfied by the best. |
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