File: "FORKNI-L LOG9604A" Part 17 TOPICS: Thong? Faction Questions (3) Gota go for a bit The Kindred (On topic as much as possible) (3) Looking for someone? The Spelling Error / "Lichen" question New List member info (was Re: Faction Question) As Time Goes By (2) Clinging Top-Ten Nick Seductions (was Re: Thong?) Sexiest Nick CrossOver FK/Kindred ep I want to see Faction Names (was Re: New List member info) (2) Kindred: The Embraced (2) Sci-Fi on West Coast YKYBWTMFKW Weekly mug drawing winners Sci-fi on west coast People poll Unsub from Kindred portion of FK list Blue Meanie Manifesto ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:20:34 EST From: Deanna Dudney <102575.114@c.......> Subject: Re: Thong? >Sexiest Nick? Well, well. I think if you have second season tapes you might >want to check out the tag in POTM. The scene between Janette and Nick >is...well, for a N&Npacker to really like it, it must be good. I thought so. My vote for sexiest Nick: the scene in "The Hunted" where he tries to hypnotize the (stupid) woman and says "Come to me..." (th-thump, th-thump) Can you believe that she tries to shoot him after that??? What was she thinking?? Actually it should be "most seductive Nick." Deanna Devoted Knightie and Perkulator 102575.114@c....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 18:24:58 -2055 From: "L. Katherine Queen" <lqueen@p.......> Subject: Faction Questions Ok, I've been reading enough of these messages to begin to understand the various factions and some of the terminology. Please correct me if I'm wrong. *Cousins are people who like LaCroix *Natpackers are devotees of Natalie *Uncle is LaCroix *Knighties are followers of Nick? or maybe just FK in general *Still don't know what the purple thong comment was about, but it was tantalizing.. *Have no earthly idea what the blue meanies are all about. *Don't know what <g> denotes *Don't know what <ObFK> stands for either What factions have I missed? Katherine, of the newly Knighted lqueen@p....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:28:32 EST From: TORREY L HARRIS <Dona_Torrey@p.......> Subject: Gota go for a bit Hi guys, just a quick note so you all don't think I am rude for not answering my mail. I have to go "No Mail" for a bit so I can get my computer to the doc. Have fun I will miss you guys. Dona Torrey ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:20:39 EST From: Deanna Dudney <102575.114@c.......> Subject: Re: The Kindred (On topic as much as possible) Hi, all! Been nomail for a while due to RL barging in (forgot to set my option to NO LIFE, or whatever it was that someone suggested). I also thought that the first ep of Kindred wasn't that great, but the 2nd one was better. Although I just about died when they went to the nightclub and flashed the scene to the entrance: "HAVEN" in big Celtic lettering I thought "The Haven? THE HAVEN!!!!! How dare they!" Then I thought about this some more. Not only do they have a nightclub called "The Haven," but it's run by a female vamp who seems to be trying to emulate Janette (and failing miserably), but they also have a vamp on the police force whose partner is a human who knows about vamps, but doesn't know that his partner is one. Sound familiar?? When I think about it, the only thing I really like about it so far is the main guy, who seemed to show a little more charisma in the 2nd ep (but still doesn't hold a candle to Nick). However, like Don said, it usually takes more than 1 or 2 eps for something to really grow on you. So I'll give it some more time. >I do have a question. How many of you out there, who started >watching with DK, truly loved the show from the start? Only saw one and a half 1st season eps, with quite a time span in between (found out later it had been off the air for a while). It didn't completely grab me then, but did stick in my brain, and I began looking for it again (the station kept moving it around so it wasn't easy to find). The next ep I saw was the first one of the 2nd season, and I was completely hooked, and have seen every one since then *at least* twice. So it didn't take me very long, anyway. Deanna Devoted Knightie and Perkulator 102575.114@c....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 19:40:32 -0800 From: AKR <r@w.......> Subject: Re: Faction Questions On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, L. Katherine Queen wrote: > *Knighties are followers of Nick? or maybe just FK in general We follow Nick! Check the homepage! <g> Creed: We believe in truth, justice, the Canadian way, cool caddies with the top down, the ends *not* justifying the means, shots of Ger shirtless (well, those of us with matching chromosomes, anyway), and, most importantly, *Life, Not Immortality.* <g> Did I forget anything? > *Have no earthly idea what the blue meanies are all about. Neither do we. Hand does, though. <g> > *Don't know what <g> denotes >*Don't know what <ObFK> stands for either "<G>" means "grin." "<OBFK>" means "obligatory FK reference to justify an otherwise irrelevant (and therefore forbidden) post." <g> "<WCG>" means "wicked, cousinly grin," which you will see a lot of... > What factions have I missed? Dozens and hundreds and... The faction FAQ is being updated even as we type. Factions, fractions, and FAQs, oh my! ******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... ******* Knightie, Light Cousin, Fuzzy N&Ner, Fleur-Booster, (Im)Mortal Beloved "...in accordance with the legend of the frogs..." -- JMR ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 19:44:52 -0800 From: Dee Davidson <dmd@a.......> Subject: Looking for someone? I don't know if many people knew this or if its been here before but if your looking for someone, try doing a search on the net first(if possible), here's the URL: http://www.iaf.net/ Just a suggestion. Also, has the Sci-fi schedule for FK been posted yet? I was looking around and found it on sci-fi's page. Here it is just in case: Apr 22 MON 8:01 PM Dead of Night Apr 22 MON 12:01 AM Dead of Night Apr 29 MON 8:01 PM Jane Doe Apr 29 MON 12:01 AM Jane Doe May 06 MON 8:01 PM Francesca May 06 MON 12:01 AM Francesca May 13 MON 8:01 PM Ashes to Ashes May 13 MON 12:01 AM Ashes to Ashes May 20 MON 8:01 PM Last Knight May 20 MON 12:01 AM Last Knight Sorry, I don't know if these times are Pacific or Eastern. I truely hope we don't have to wait til the end of April before we see new eps. Forever!! Dee Davidson * Cousin * Valentine * dmd@a....... http://www.aracnet.com/~dmd/ ****************************************** "If you think I tormented you in the past my little friends, wait until you see what I do with you now!" Q ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 21:42:45 -0600 From: Margie Hammet <treeleaf@i.......> Subject: Re: The Spelling Error / "Lichen" question Carrie wrote: >The first one was in POTM, LaCroix says to Nick after Janette leaves him in >the flashback "This has nothing to do with love, this is about moving on. >Immortals cannot cling like lichen to a stone." The second is from QOH, >Nick tells Gweneth "You cling to your paganism like lichen to a stone." Raissa Devereux wrote: >I believe the "lichen" quote came from AMPH in response to people's >responses to the fact that the meteor could destroy all. Lynn wrote: >Wasn't there also a Lichen quote during the Fleur flashback in BMV? Okay, there is definately something going on here. _Someone_ at Forever Knight is obsessed with that phrase, or maybe obsessed with lichen. This bears investigating! Margie (treeleaf@i.......) ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:49:40 -0500 From: "Alora C. Chistiakoff" <acc0924@i.......> Subject: New List member info (was Re: Faction Question) On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, L. Katherine Queen wrote: > Ok, I've been reading enough of these messages to begin to understand the > various factions and some of the terminology. Please correct me if I'm > wrong. > *Cousins are people who like LaCroix Yep. > *Natpackers are devotees of Natalie Indeed we are. > *Uncle is LaCroix Right again; but only Cousins actually call him that. > *Knighties are followers of Nick? or maybe just FK in general Right the first time. Knighties are Nick loyalists. > *Still don't know what the purple thong comment was about, but it was > tantalizing.. I have no idea *where* that came from either...but I'm sure someone will explain. > *Have no earthly idea what the blue meanies are all about. I'll leave that one to my good friend Rebecca (who is a Dark Knightie...which means she, and the other Dark Knighties, like Nick better when he is acting like a vamp instead of angsting) > *Don't know what <g> denotes Indicates when the author is grinning. You can also toss in a v,b,w or e. Which stand for very, big, wicked or evil, respectively. > *Don't know what <ObFK> stands for either Obligatory Forever Knight. It is usually used to adhear to the list rule of FK related posts only. An author will add an ObFK to the end of a post to keep Jamie from finger wagging. And I know there are a whole host of others, like: LOL (laugh out loud), ROTFLMAO (roll on the floor laughing my <tail> off), OTOH (on the other hand), BTW (by the way), that have been confusing the hell out of my poor sister (hi Kira!). And that list pretty much goes on for a while. And then there is also the fact that each episode gets reduced to initails very quickly too. > What factions have I missed? Oh dear.... Raven/ettes......Janette FoDs.............Schanke Vaqueras.........Vachon Ratpack..........Screed Perkalators......Tracey Mercs............will follow anyone for chocoalte (right?) Die Hards........Refuse to choose a faction Optomist Club....those who like the third season, despite the general consensus that USA's grubby little fingerprints can be seen all over the show. and then there are the couples facitons..... Nick&NatPackers......Nick & Natalie Immortal Beloveds....Nick & Janette Valentines...........LC and Natalie then there are the pairs, but not necessarily couples.... Nick&LC..........as yet unnamed, I think Nanettes.........Nat and Janette Janette&LC.......Seducers And the list keeps going and going and going... And then there seems to be a fraction explosion going on around here lately, so actually there are really a dozen other factions, that I haven't even begun to name. So, not to be accused of omitting anyone, I'll quit now. And I think I've yammered long enough, anyway. Alora <acc0924@i.......> Natpacker & Nick&NatPacker, whose Valentine tendencies are slipping... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 19:53:16 -0800 From: AKR <r@w.......> Subject: Re: As Time Goes By On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, Dotti Rhodes wrote: > sorry, sorry, sorry!! Knightie angst... :) No problem, Dotti! I'm the kind of person who is just thrilled by the idea that she's the first to think of something! However, I'm sure that this question must have been asked as second season began. Did a year pass (for the characters) between LYTD and KI, or do all the episodes just spread out over four years? I simply cannot imagine that it has not occurred to anyone else that there ought to be a whole year out there waiting to be filled by carefully-timed fanfic... :) On the other hand, I seem to be the most vocal of the continuity-obsessed... :) ******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... ******* "...in accordance with the legend of the frogs..." -- JMR ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:50:40 -0500 From: Jamie Melody Randell <immajer@p.......> Subject: Re: Clinging On Apr 04, 1996 22:21:47, 'Allison Percy <percy91@w.......>' wrote: >Julian Luna to Frank Kohanek: "You cling to your moral world like..." >No, he didn't finish this line in the typical FK fashion! ;^) He said, >"You cling to your moral world like it was a life raft." >On FK, of course, "clinging" is always "like lichen to a stone." :^) And which is classier? As if you didn't know. Write Sony! Write Sony! I WANT MY LICHEN BACK!!! This rant has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Webgoddess. -- Jamie M.R. -- Asst. Listowner/Mommy/Nag, FORKNI-L etc. Helpful Commands: SET REALITY NOLIFE SET REALITY TOPICS: +FK -CANCELLATION +4thSEASON UNSUBSCRIBE REALITY ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 20:24:47 -0800 From: AKR <r@w.......> Subject: Top-Ten Nick Seductions (was Re: Thong?) Deanna wrote: > Actually it should be "most seductive Nick." I've been pondering Immortal Belovedism today. Normally, I'm a Nick&Natter. And I'm all Knightie. <g> Thus, I feel oddly qualified to offer my... ---Top-Ten Nick-Being-Seductive-And/Or-Sexy Scenes--- 10. Kissing Nat's hand in BMV 9. Pouting when Janette leaves him in PotM 8. Embracing Nat from behind as he talks about LC and the homeless in DK 7. Dream sequence featuring Nat in NiQ 6. Tag of CL with Janette 5. Bluffing LC that he'll bring Nat across in BMV 4. "Come'ere," to Nat, in BMV 3. Tag of PotM, returning the portrait, "Eternal friends?" 2. Completely physical scene with female vamp in SoB 1. Without his memory, "something special between us" kissing scene in NiQ ******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... ******* "...in accordance with the legend of the frogs..." -- JMR ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:23:14 -0500 From: Dotti Rhodes <dottir@w.......> Subject: Re: Faction Questions At 06:24 PM 4/4/96 -2055, you wrote: > > >*Don't know what <g> denotes - It stands for "grin"{ >*Don't know what <ObFK> stands for either - It stands for Obligatory FK - meaning your message really has nothing to do with FK, but to keep with the rules you have to mention something about it.... > >What factions have I missed? -Oh, there's so many. Vanqueros for Vachon, Ravenettes fo Janette, FoD's for Schanke, Valentines who want Nat with LaCroix, Immortal Beloveds who want Janette with Nick, etc. and so forth. As far as the thong is concerned - wait on that one, it has to be explained just right!! Blue Meanies - from the Beatles cartoon movie Yellow Submarine. We figured Uncle could run them and have the Glove as his weapon. Silliness I know, but fun. > >Katherine, of the newly Knighted >lqueen@p....... > > > Dotti R Knightie 4-Ever dottir@w....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:25:24 -0500 From: Dotti Rhodes <dottir@w.......> Subject: Re: Sexiest Nick At 10:20 PM 4/4/96 EST, Deanna wrote: > > >My vote for sexiest Nick: the scene in "The Hunted" where he tries to >hypnotize >the (stupid) woman and says "Come to me..." (th-thump, th-thump) Oh yea, I just rewatched that one this afternoon-that was awesome. However, I still think one of the sexiest thing Nick ever did was talk on the radio - in Dead Air. That voice - it only lasted a few seconds - but any longer than that and they would have had to mop me off the floor!! > Dotti R Knightie 4-Ever dottir@w....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:27:45 -0600 From: Lady Sushi <phoenix@i.......> Subject: Re: CrossOver FK/Kindred ep I want to see Apache suggested as a story: >Kindred: the Enforced. How about Kindred: The Brunch? Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, Camera Fanatic of the Thong Throng Tell me what that "sleep" thing is again? phoenix@i....... *I'd be nothing if not cold.* ~~~Nigel I wanted a steak, not a STAKE. ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 22:13:32 -0600 From: Margie Hammet <treeleaf@i.......> Subject: Faction Names (was Re: New List member info) >then there are the pairs, but not necessarily couples.... >Nick&LC..........as yet unnamed, I think >Nanettes.........Nat and Janette >Janette&LC.......Seducers I wonder if we're having so much trouble coming up with a faction name for Nick&LC because their relationship is so complex? Most of the relationships on FK are complex, but maybe Nick's and LC's is more so. With that in mind, how about just keeping it, The Unnamed Faction? Margie (treeleaf@i.......) ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 20:40:26 -0800 From: Russell Kurtz <russtms@e.......> Subject: Re: Kindred: The Embraced >I thought the first episode was bad too. I thought I would give it a second >chance and the next episode wasn't that bad..... I agree. The first ep had so many glitches and problems in it (such as a corpse that blinked!), and all they could talk about was "The Masquerade" which I'm sure has been broken, etc. The second was a lot better--but still not FK! But they had: 1. A bar where a beautiful woman who (in ep 1) had a french accent, called--get this--Haven 2. A "good cop" who doesn't know his partner is a vampire 3. A vampire with a Hispanic name (Julian Luna) who keeps falling for humans 4. A Dolph Lungren clone (OK, so it doesn't relate to Forever Knight) They had several other FK refs, but I don't remember...but it's not *totally* bad, it's just Dallas with vampires instead of rich people. Russ ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:38:57 -0500 From: colin paddock <Claudius@n.......> Subject: Re: Faction Names (was Re: New List member info) >I wonder if we're having so much trouble coming up with a faction name for >Nick&LC because their relationship is so complex? Most of the relationships >on FK are complex, but maybe Nick's and LC's is more so. With that in mind, >how about just keeping it, The Unnamed Faction? > I really like "Pinky and The Brain" Why was that discounted? I *liked* it!!! Cp- Ratpacker with Fod Type thoughts! Claudius@n....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 20:35:19 -0800 From: AKR <r@w.......> Subject: Sci-Fi on West Coast On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, Dee Davidson wrote: > Apr 22 MON 8:01 PM Dead of Night > Apr 22 MON 12:01 AM Dead of Night Oh, my. I've had Sci-Fi for three years now, and their times are always Eastern. Which means, if I have my time zones right, that FK on Sci-Fi will be playing OPPOSITE HL on USA on the west coast. That is unfair competition! Anybody who watches TV at those times, who might like FK, is probably already watching HL anyway. I didn't discover FK until they (temporarily) stopped airing opposite each other on my syndies... ******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... ******* "...in accordance with the legend of the frogs..." -- JMR ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:39:03 -0500 From: Dotti Rhodes <dottir@w.......> Subject: Re: As Time Goes By Really, Amy, it never crossed my mind (and I guess a lot others) to worry about the year in between. Probably because, even though there were no new eps we were busy watching anyway, and a lot of us just got started during the year hiatus so to us no time had passed really. That's probably why. They were continually showing first season eps so a lot of us got involved during that year off. So, when the 2nd season started it just flowed right in without a problem. Glad you weren't offended - definitely Knightie angst!! Dotti R Knightie 4-Ever dottir@w....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:37:26 -0500 From: Melissa Puzio <miss68@p.......> Subject: YKYBWTMFKW Okay, I have one of the near ultimate YKY's. Here goes: I was spellchecking a bit of fanfic I have been working on in word perfect. It came to LaCroix, and as you know it automatically gives alternatives even if the word is right, anyway, what should come up as a possible replacement, but.......LICHEN! YKYBWTMFKW...........The Shopping Edition! Some sights from Sam's Club. 1. a book with the title of "False Witness" (and no, its not an FK novel) 2. HIPWADERS! 3. My dad buys a box of croissants. I always knew that if my dad would ever become a FK fan, that he'd be a FoD with Cousinly tendencies. And a sign I've been writing too much FKFIC lately: I can't listen to "Borderline" by Madonna, "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Etheridge, "Jump" by the Pointer Sisters or watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show without cracking up. And all because of one little story. Hmmm, could it be.........URS' BIG IDEA! Okay, okay, I got it. I've wasted too much bandwith. I'll get off the message. Cousin Mel *NatVampCamp*AmarigeScentedNatPacker*Founder of Valentines* miss68@p....... or Penchk68@a....... "You shouldn't play with equipment you don't understand," Alina, Urs' Big Idea, Part 8. ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:43:49 -0500 From: Janette Z <Janette92@a.......> Subject: Re: Kindred: The Embraced In a message dated 96-04-04 18:18:00 EST, you write: >I thought the first episode was bad too. I thought I would give it a second >chance and the next episode wasn't that bad..... I didn't see the first episode, so don't blame me for liking the second!!!! This is so unrelated I should probably be killed, but would someone tell me what happened in the first one, that people thought it sucked so much? And, just so I'm not killed too much, for the record, FOREVER KNIGHT RULES!!!! Ravenette, Immortal Beloved, Seducer, CO-CFW for Evil MacLeod, Richie Reservist, Janette92@a....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:47:40 -0500 From: Jill Marie Spetoskey <jilkey@u.......> Subject: Re: The Kindred (On topic as much as possible) On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, Don Durham wrote: > > I do have a question. How many of you out there, who started > watching with DK, truly loved the show from the start? It is quite > easy, once you have been hooked by the second and third season to > look back on DK and the first season with rose-coloured glasses I saw the pilot, and loved it. I can remember hearing it was supposed to be a pilot, and KQT that I am, realizing it had about zero chance of ever making it to series stage because I liked it. I was also staying up watching CTAPT even though I'd have to be up for swim practice at 5:30am the next morning, so you could call me pretty hooked. I swore off the show when they brought LaCroix back because it just seemed like a plot hole the size of Montana, and I remembered what happened to War of the Worlds when they made a lot of changes. I messed up big time and missed some really great stuff, stuck with things for season three, and have generally liked it. As for the other show, I'll watch it again, and I really don't watch network TV, so I guess it was somewhat good, but not anywhere near FK levels. Jill Marie Unattached (but competing for the Knightside Aquatics Club) jilkey@u....... ========================================================================= Date: Fri, 5 Apr 1996 00:01:02 -0500 From: Janette Z <Janette92@a.......> Subject: Re: The Kindred (On topic as much as possible) In a message dated 96-04-04 23:13:33 EST, you write: >I do have a question. How many of you out there, who started >watching with DK, truly loved the show from the start? Hate to admit it (seem to be saying that a lot lately :) but I thought DK was kind of... um.... <gulp> stupid. But, I decided to give Forever Knight a 3rd, 4th, and 5th chance, and found that all of the episodes past Dark Knight were wonderful. There have been a few exceptions here and there, but all in all I have loved every single ep!!! But then, very few shows FIRST eps are ever that great, because they have a lot of things to explain. I think in part the reason I liked Kindred part 2 is because I hadn't seen part one and was trying to figure the entire thing out!!! <g> Ravenette, Immortal Beloved, Seducer, CO-CFW for Evil MacLeod, Richie Reservist, Janette92@a....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 21:14:08 -0800 From: Jackie <ejdjd@i.......> Subject: Re: Weekly mug drawing winners I had asked the SONY Survey for when a listing of winners would be posted on the SONY Forever Knight Home Page. Here is my response! At 01:44 PM 4/4/96 PST, you wrote: > >We have just posted our first winner! > ---------- >From: Jackie D. >To: survey >Cc: ejdjd >Subject: Weekly mug drawing winners >Date: Thursday, April 04, 1996 8:33AM > >When will you be posting the winners of the WEEKLY mug drawing for >answering your SONY survey on Forever Knight? > >Thank you > >ejdjd@i....... > > Jackie Support your local Attorney....Send your kid to Medical School! ejdjd@i....... ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 21:15:46 -0800 From: Dee Davidson <dmd@a.......> Subject: Re: Sci-fi on west coast >Anybody who watches TV at those times, who might like FK, >is probably already watching HL anyway. Here is Portland, OR we see HL twice on USA, at 5pm and midnight. Sci-fi usually airs episodes twice so if I miss it or mess up my tape I can catch it again later. I don't know how it is else where. Only thing is I think I'll miss any new eps of ST: Voyager, oh well, I'm not missing new eps or the first season, which I haven't seen, for anything. Forever!! Dee * Cousin * Valentine * dmd@a....... http://www.aracnet.com/~dmd/ ****************************************** "If you think I tormented you in the past my little friends, wait until you see what I do with you now!" Q ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 23:22:20 -0600 From: Lady Sushi <phoenix@i.......> Subject: People poll Hey! We've got competition! On Heaven (the Gavin Friday/Virgin Prunes list), they're complaning about how we're kicking their buns on the poll (apparently poor Gavin, who is rather attractive and cool, isn't doing so well). Yes, I'm on Heaven. ObFK: You know you've been watching too much FK and Unsolved Mysteries when it hits you that Robert Stack has the same haircut, color, etc, as Nick, and wonder what he'd say to doing a flashback scene as Nick's mortal dad... Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, Camera Fanatic of the Thong Throng Tell me what that "sleep" thing is again? phoenix@i....... *I'd be nothing if not cold.* ~~~Nigel I wanted a steak, not a STAKE. ========================================================================= Date: Thu, 4 Apr 1996 21:31:31 -0800 From: Preta <preta@e.......> Subject: Unsub from Kindred portion of FK list Please unsub me from "Kindred" section of Forever Knight list ========================================================================= Date: Fri, 5 Apr 1996 00:34:35 -0500 From: Cassie Carter <ccarter@b.......> Subject: Blue Meanie Manifesto > On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, L. Katherine Queen wrote: > > *Have no earthly idea what the blue meanies are all about. On Thu, 4 Apr 1996, AKR replied: > Neither do we. Hand does, though. <g> You'd better believe he does. HISTORY OF THE BLUE MEANIES (From *Yellow Submarine* by Max Wilk, 1968) Once upon a time--or maybe twice, there was a paradise called Pepperland. It lay eighty thousand leagues beneath the sea [possibly somewhere near the final resting place of the Titanic--ed.]. The principal natural resources of Pepperland were--and still are--sun . . . music . . . laughter . . . and love. (7) But . . . . . . if history teaches us anything, it is that whenever there is something decent and lovable--such as Pepperland [or Perkulators or vampires who want salvation or nice, friendly lists like FORKNI-L--ed.]--there are always hostile forces lurking around who cannot leave well enough alone. Which brings us to the grievous story of the sneak attack on Pepperland by its enemies. A ghastly crew, led by a music-loather, allergic to love [probably the sun, too--ed.] . . . and dedicated to the proposition that the sound of Pepperland must be muted forever. The one and only (thank goodness) rotten-- BLUE MEANIES! (13-15) Among those enlisted in the service of the BLUE MEANIES are a corps of Apple Bonkers, Snapping Turtle Turks, The Butterfly Stomper, the Hidden Persuaders, and worst of all . . . THE DEADLY FLYING GLOVE--a jet propelled rocket-powered, radar-equipped, supersonic nasty Thing.(17) [End of official Pepperland Bible materials.] When The Beatles came to save Pepperland in 1968, disguising themselves as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, it was believed that they had successfully conquered the BLUE MEANIES and returned Pepperland to its blissful, happy condition. In fact, the John Lennon character engaged THE DEADLY FLYING GLOVE in battle, seemingly defeating it by merely singing "All You Need Is Love." It appeared that the BLUE MEANIES were vanquished forever. However . . . Recently, I received a communique from Max, chief assistant to the CHIEF BLUE MEANIE, requesting my assistance. The Chief Blue Meanie is extremely upset that certain members of the FORKNI-L list have been brazenly *borrowing* his DEADLY FLYING GLOVE without his permission. The Blue Meanies, with their entire army of Apple Bonkers, Snapping Turtle Turks, The Butterfly Stomper, and Hidden Persuaders, are prepared to do battle if further violations of the Chief Blue Meanie's proprietorship of THE GLOVE persist. It is hereby resolved that all future services of THE DEADLY FLYING GLOVE, including finger-pointings and poundings of Perkulators gone berzerk, angsting Cousins, and overly idealistic Knighties, must be approved by the Chief Blue Meanie. Your cooperation is appreciated in this matter. Thank you very much. Cassie Carter Co-owner of the Blue Meanies and concerned citizen |----------------------------------------| English Department | Visit THE JIM CARROLL HOME PAGE | Bowling Green State University |http://www.bgsu.edu/~ccarter/carroll.htm| Bowling Green, OH 43403 |*Everything you want to know about JC!* | ccarter@b....... |----------------------------------------| =========================================================================
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