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FORKNI-L Digest - 9 Sep 2002 to 10 Sep 2002 (#2002-268)

Tue, 10 Sep 2002

There are 7 messages totalling 174 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Alumni alert: Vachon
  2. FK curses
  3. FK Curses (2)
  4. silly question
  5. Car found!! (2)

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Date:    Mon, 9 Sep 2002 09:42:15 -0700
From:    Kelly C Smith <tigrlady2u@j.......>
Subject: Re: Alumni alert: Vachon

 I know!   I watched the two hour movie the other night with my hubby.
When I first saw him, I couldn't believe how different he looked from the
character of Vachon!!  I was like, 'OH MY!!!  He cleans up *nicely!*'
>WEG<


KC Smith
tigrlady2u@j.......
Nick/Natpacker with Dark tendencies.
"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like."

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Date:    Tue, 10 Sep 2002 06:05:36 +0800
From:    Elliza Rahim <relliza@h.......>
Subject: Re: FK curses

May Vachon need sustenance in your vicinity
May Tracy decide you're target practice
May Natalie label you her next customer
May Nick think you nicked the Caddy (instead of Megan's car)
May Screed mistake you for a lab rat
May Divia like your dress size
May Lacroix decide you're better Bordeaux than bovine for Nick
May Francesca think your thievery an artform to admire (didn't she like
artists?)
May Serena think you a suitable seed packet

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Date:    Mon, 9 Sep 2002 23:02:06 -0400
From:    allison <smilewithviolets@n.......>
Subject: FK Curses

May you be found in the beer fridge.

May Vachon think you're going to hurt Tracy.  May Nick think you're going to
hurt Natalie.  May Lacroix think you're going to hurt Nick... all at the
same time.

May you meet Perry in a dark alleyway.

May your blood hold the only cure to the "Fever."


Ah, that's all i have right now.  The brain's on 'slow' tonight.

Allison
Cousinly UFfer
Smilewithviolets@n.......
"So pale, so cold, so beautiful
if not clinically insane."

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Date:    Mon, 9 Sep 2002 23:12:10 -0400
From:    allison <smilewithviolets@n.......>
Subject: silly question

i don't mean to ask such a silly question, but year's ago there was a post
of "How many factions does it take to change a lightbulb?"  i've lost my
copy and it made me laugh muchly.  i'd like to obtain another one if anyone
has it.

With such answers as...

The Ratpack to steal the lightbulb because it's shiny.
The Ravenettes to put in a red lightbulb for atmosphere.
The Vaqueros to get someone else to do it.
The Knighties to angst over the old lightbulb.

These may not be exact replications, hence why i need the original.

Thanx

Allison
Cousinly UFfer
Smilewithviolets@n.......
"So pale, so cold, so beautiful
if not clinically insane."

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Date:    Tue, 10 Sep 2002 08:01:17 -0700
From:    Megan Hull <mistrydder@y.......>
Subject: Car found!!

Thank-you, everyone who mailed me curses and sympathies: my funnybone as well
and truely tickled!  (I'm going to have to keep those in a list so I can use
them next time I need to curse someone.)  Anyway, the theives now have their own
problems-- they're in custody, and you better beleive I'm prosecuting!  And my
car is waiting for me to pick it up.  The cop that called me said it was listed
in 'drivable' condition, but admited that that could mean just about anything.
Again, thanks!

                        -Megan


"Eternal nights too short,
How quickly melt away,
With all the love we shared once,
Forever in a Day."

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Date:    Tue, 10 Sep 2002 09:10:56 -0600
From:    Angela Gottfred <agottfre@t.......>
Subject: Re: FK Curses

May you be caught for car theft by Nick and Schanke... on a night when
they are arguing about who's going to finish the paperwork .

May you be caught for car theft by Nick and Tracy... on a night when
they both missed their favorite before-work beverages.

Your very humble & most obedient servant,
Ligeia

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Date:    Tue, 10 Sep 2002 12:23:09 -0700
From:    "jerezfino@y......." <jerezfino@y.......>
Subject: Re: Car found!!

May the poor disenfranchised souls who stole your car
end up occupying a cell with LaCroix <bg>.

:)Boomer

--- Megan Hull <mistrydder@y.......> wrote:
> <snip>
> Anyway, the theives now have their own problems--
> they're in custody, and you better beleive I'm
> prosecuting!  <snip>

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