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FORKNI-L Digest - 30 May 2005 to 1 Jun 2005 (#2005-145)

Wed, 1 Jun 2005

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Topics of the day:

  1. How many factions...


Date:    Wed, 1 Jun 2005 00:48:40 -0400
From:    allison <smilewithviolets@n.......>
Subject: How many factions...

*happy dance* ... months (and probably months) ago I asked the list if
anyone remembered the "how many factions does it take to screw in a light
bulb" list. There were a few responses but not what I was looking for. Lo'
and behold - cleaning out the nineties version of my life and look what
turned up. Reposted for your giggling pleasure.

Originally posted by Shana courtesy of the DPs on April 28, 1998

Q: How many factions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 22

The Knighties to angst over the loss of the original light bulb.
The Cousins to make sarcastic remarks on the process to screw it in.
The UF to make double entendres on LC and Nick screwing in the light bulb.
The Dark Perks to steal the first replacement bulb.
The FoDs to supply the second replacement bulb given to them by Schanke's
2nd cousin Harold.
The Cohenheads to nail Schanke for calling said cousin during his shift.
The Caddywhacks to dive Schanke's cousin Harold back home.
The Dark Knighties to gripe and criticise Schanke's cousin.
The N&N Pack to criticse the DKs.
The Ratpack to steal the second bulb because it's shiny.
The Reece's Pieces to compare the Ratpack to other kleptomaniac factions.
The Perks to supply fresh coffee and the third bulb.
The Natpack to drink the coffee before the DPs spike it.
The Ravenettes to suggest a red bulb for mood.
The NAs to write a fantasy about Lacroix and a red bulb.
The GSS to take pictures of said fantasy.
The Vaqueros to agree to screw it in and then back out suddenly.
The Urchins to defend the Vaqueros' backing out.
The Light Cousins to hire the Mercs.
The Mercs to screw in the light bulb, only to have it busted by the
Deviants... who are out to spoil everybody's fun.
And finally, the DieHards to pipe up and say, "We love you all anyways!"

Unnamed Cousin
"So pale, so cold, so beautiful
if not clinically insane."


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