FORKNI-L Digest - 29 Dec 2003 to 30 Dec 2003 (#2003-78)
Tue, 30 Dec 2003
There are 2 messages totalling 69 lines in this issue.
Topics of the day:
1. FK moment (2)
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 13:08:19 -0600
From: DLPH <DLPH@c.......>
Subject: FK moment
Over the weekend I saw an Ep of
"Tales from the Crypt" called "the Reluctant Vampire"
that had a lot of FK elements in it
It starts out a vampire named Don (A young Malcolm McDowell)
is a night security guard in a BLOOD bank (A vamp's dream job)
Who has a pet rat named Leo (Which made me think of Screed)
He dosen't have to go hunting, he drinks as much as he wants
& hates himself for it (kinda like Nick)
This guy obevsuly hasn't heard of COW blood
During this a tall dark stranger, that kept reminding me of LC, shows up at
the police station to ask if there have been any strange murders?
It turns out to be Van Helsing The famous Vamp killer
But too much blood is missing, and the evil boss (George Wendt - Norm from
CHEERS) says they might go bankrupt. So he has to put it back some how, but
he can't bring himself to kill. He sees on the street an old woman being
mugged, & decides to pump the mugger.
After riding the city of muggers & other scum,
(again sounding like Nick . . . To Protect & Serve)
all the blood is back, with interest. This comferms the bosses suspision
about his night watchman, & follows him back to his home.
The boss points a gun at Long tooth (what he keeps calling the Vamp.)
& starts squerting him with holy water. Then a lady that also works at the
blood bank pops up, she was following the boss, because she didn't want Don
to get hurt, because she loves him. (A lady in love with a vampire . . . .
Does Nat have a sister?)
They over power the boss & throw him in the coffen
(this one really does sleep in a coffen)
Just when Van Helsing & the cops show up & stake the boss/Norm thinking he's
After everyone's left, the girl says she's had a crush on him for a while
& askes to be "Brought across"
This guy & Nick realy need to exchange phone numbers
I was grining all the way through it
I wonder if the producers of FK saw this EP & decided to run with it
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 14:28:35 EST
Subject: FK moment
I was checking out the cast listing for Ger's latest (but as yet unreleased)
movie - Some Things That Stay - at movietome.com
It seems the two Anderson Children are being played by a brother & sister
from Ontario - Jack and Tatum KNIGHT.
End of FORKNI-L Digest - 29 Dec 2003 to 30 Dec 2003 (#2003-78)
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