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FORKNI-L Digest - 2 Jul 2002 to 3 Jul 2002 (#2002-196)

Wed, 3 Jul 2002

There are 13 messages totalling 326 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. More Forever Psychic answers (5)
  2. Happy Canada Day!
  3. Out of the Broomclost part 2
  4. You'll know Hell Has Frozen Over...
  5. Downloadable Eps - Need Mirror
  6. Psychic site? (2)
  7. More Forever Psychic
  8. Missing Story Parts

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 14:11:09 -0700
From:    Viv <viv11374@y.......>
Subject: Re: More Forever Psychic answers

For some strange reason, I decided to ask each of the male vamps
if they'd had sex with Nat.
LaCroix wouldn't give me a straight answer, and I'm still not
sure what Screed's answer meant.
Vachon, on the other hand, said "Fine" and Nick's answer was "Not
in my Caddy", which just means they did it somewhere else.

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Viv

Don't annoy the crazy person

Life's a witch and then you fly

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 17:14:51 -0400
From:    Libratsie@a.......
Subject: Re: More Forever Psychic answers

I asked Screed if he loves his Natsie Ratsie. "Yes! Screed thinks it's a Malenky
notion."

I also asked him if he wanted to take over Martha Stewart's role in chic society
considering the scandal surrounding her. "H'ts Naut h'a screaming problem,
mate."

I asked Nat if she loves her Screedy Poo. "An absolute yes!"

I asked LaCroix if Screed was the man for Natalie. "It would be an interesting
experiment."

--Libs

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 17:57:52 -0700
From:    Nathalie <kleinemaus@c.......>
Subject: Re: Happy Canada Day!

Happy Canada Day, you Canadians you! =0D


Cousin Nathalie
kleinemaus@c.......

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 14:59:16 -0700
From:    Viv <viv11374@y.......>
Subject: Out of the Broomclost part 2

Sorry, that got sent off a bit early. I hit 'send' instaed of
'save draft' please disregard.

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Viv

Don't annoy the crazy person

Life's a witch and then you fly

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 18:06:51 -0700
From:    Nathalie <kleinemaus@c.......>
Subject: Re: You'll know Hell Has Frozen Over...

You'll know hell has frozen over :

When LaCroix finally reveals he was *all* about disco and roller skating in
the seventies . . .

When Schanke gives up souvlaki  . . .

When Schanke actually *does* dance and sing in nothing but his boxers to the
song Fame (happened in a fanfic of mine, and hope it would never really
happen) . . .

When Janette decides that she's a jeans, t-shirt, and tennis shoes kinda
chick . . .

When Nick finally says to LaCroix "you've been right all along"

When Vachon gives up the guitar and his slacker lifestyle to become a
serious concert pianist . . .

When Reese quits the force and decides to become what he's always wanted to
be . . . a circus clown . . .

When Nat dyes her hair black and goes goth . . .

And that's all for now. . .

Cousin Nathalie

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 18:19:28 -0700
From:    Nathalie <kleinemaus@c.......>
Subject: Re: More Forever Psychic answers

I asked if Schanke had ever danced and sang to the song Fame and he replied
"Nothin! Nada! Niente!" which puts my mind to rest.

Asked if she really loved Nick, Nat responded with a firm "No!" and then
when asked if she loved Schanke, she replied I love your optimism . . . to
make a long story short, when I asked if she loved Screed, she gave me a
"You Bet Your Ass!" . . . hmmmm . . . of course, when I asked Screed if he
loved Nat, he just gave a snort . . .

My favorite is when I asked LaCroix whether he liked roller skating . . . he
answered "Oh Fraptous Day! Callo Callay! He Chortled in his Joy" which
apparently means a yes. . .apparently though, he's not into disco . . .

Anyways, that's all for today! Gotta get on with other things. . . sigh

Cousin Nathalie
kleinemaus

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 15:38:01 -0700
From:    Laudon1965 <Laudon1965@c.......>
Subject: Re: More Forever Psychic answers

 From: <Libratsie@a.......>


> I asked Screed if he loves his Natsie Ratsie. "Yes! Screed thinks it's a
> Malenky notion."

I thought Malenky was a negative adjective?

Laurie of the Isles

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 20:08:09 -0400
From:    Debbie Clarke <dittany121@h.......>
Subject: Re: Downloadable Eps - Need Mirror

>From: Marg <mytoronto@r.......>

>
>Just wait a few months. SPACE channel is supposed to start broadcasting
>FK this fall, and hopefully they will be airing the Canadian first
>season.

That's really great news.  I was looking at SPACE'S programme schedule in
the TV guide the other day and  wondering what happened to  the idea of  a
variety of programmes.  Fond as I am of Star Trek I think 8 hours daily is a
little excessive.

Debbie

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 17:16:19 -0700
From:    Victor Roscetti <dragonslair_08060@y.......>
Subject: Psychic site?

Where is this "Forever Psychic" site?  I must have
missed it.

            Vic

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Date:    Tue, 2 Jul 2002 22:28:50 EDT
From:    Libratsie@a.......
Subject: Re: More Forever Psychic answers

In a message dated 7/2/02 5:36:57 PM Central Daylight Time,
Laudon1965@c....... writes:

<< I thought Malenky was a negative adjective? >>
H'in Screedspeak, h'it h'usually h'is h'used wot ta say the positive -
Johnsie oncet said sort o' a "verbal 'ug." Sometimes we dew h'use h'it
negativityly, ya jest gotta read the context o' h'it.

Libs

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Date:    Wed, 3 Jul 2002 09:36:12 -0400
From:    Bonnie Rutledge <llamababe@c.......>
Subject: Re: Psychic site?

Vic asked:

<snip>Where is this "Forever Psychic" site?  I must have missed
it.<snip>

      http://www.ScreedWasHere.com/ForeverPsychic/

<waves>

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Bonnie Rutledge<-------------------------------Omnifemale Llama!
Lily Angelina's Cool Aunt!......... llamababe@c.......

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Date:    Wed, 3 Jul 2002 10:30:24 -0400
From:    Bonnie Rutledge <llamababe@c.......>
Subject: More Forever Psychic

I asked a simple question of all the characters: Do you like llamas?
Here's what they replied:

Schanke: Oh Man! (Maybe I should have been more specific + asked him
if he likes girl llamas)

Natalie: You Bet Your Ass! (Nat = Non-speciesist)

LaCroix: *LaCroix Laughs* I Quite Agree. (Oh, dear. That sounded a bit
maniacal.)

Nick: DAMN YOU! BURN IN HELL!! (What? What?! What's he got to be mad
at llamas for?? I ask you!)

Janette: The Things That You Concern Yourself With - They're Nothing.
(Janette = Speciesist)

Vachon: *THUMP-THUMP*...*THUMP-THUMP*...*THUMP-THUMP*...  (v.g.)

Screed: Yew Got Linguini Between Tha' Plug'oles! (Yikes! Have been
dissed by carouche-type-person!)

Tracy: I Have No Idea. (hmm)

Sydney: Meow! Rrr! (Well, that's a cat-type-person for you)

Perry: *Sad Doggie Sounds* (I guess he's still busted up over Julia's
B-Day bash! <g>)

<waves>

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Bonnie Rutledge<-----------------------------Omnifemale Llama!
Lily Angelina's Cool Aunt!........ llamababe@c.......

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Date:    Wed, 3 Jul 2002 12:54:16 -0400
From:    Emily Lacey <laceye@a.......>
Subject: Missing Story Parts

I continue in my quest for missing story parts. These are the most
recent stories I have only parts of. Does anyone have story parts to
fill in where I don't, or can anyone tell me where to find the
stories on-line? Anyone have corrections to what I have? Please reply
off-list.

I list the title, author, what parts I have and when the most recent
part I have was posted:

AIN'T IT FUNNY          TrixieCookie            1-5/?   June 6, 2002
FALL FROM GRACE         Jean Graham             1a and 2-3/3    June 17, 2002
FORTUNATELY FOR YOU     KC Smith                1-2/3   April 26, 2002
LESSONS LEARNED         ?               1-2/?   July 3, 2002
LITTLE WITNESS          Loreal          1-8/?   May 1, 2002
LONELY HEARTS           Melissa Lewis   1-6/?   June 21, 2002
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF BLOOD      ?               1-5/6
OUT OF THE BROOMCLOSET  Aviva Blumenthal        1-2/?   May 7, 2002
ROAD TO NOWHERE         Paula Lewis             1-14/?  June 14, 2002
SLEEP WELL AND DREAM NOT        Nathalie                1/?

--
Emily Lacey
laceye@a.......

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