There are 26 messages totalling 814 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. The Forever Knight Valentine Petition (7) 2. Toronto question (and posting problem) (2) 3. Ahh, another YKYB... 4. Baked goods question (3) 5. YKYBWTMFKW... 6. Crazy Crossovers (8) 7. Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question) (2) 8. Twinkies 9. Baked goods question/Crazy Crossovers ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 17:03:57 -0600 From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I made. Click on the banner from my main page for more info: http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ Long Live the Knight! Kristin ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 4 Dec 2005 16:23:37 -0700 From: Kyer <kyer@p.......> Subject: Re: Toronto question (and posting problem) Midknight screamed: what crocodile????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't like > crocodiles.....i tought the letters got sent to a virtual > Versuvius to wait for the August 24 bonfire and toga party...... :) What can I say? I was reading those posts on Vachon's hair and the thought of how much his hair kinda looks like Captain Hook's from Walt Disney's Peter Pan hit my brain, and one simply cannot think about the dear Captain without remembering the loveable Croc. <eg> And now thinking about crocs has me thinking about alligators, which there was a horror movie about a giant gator in the sewers--- and, oh my!--- does Screed have giant gator warning alerts in that sewer?! Or... egads!.... what about that (I think it was) Charley movie with the horde of evil ratsies? Or those stupid Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Get yourself a condo, Screed! It's just too dern dangerous (and crowded) in them sewers! Grins, :)= Kyer, Loyal Squirette to the Knight de Brabant; Knight de Soir, Cousin to the Knight, One of The Hungry, Le Miz, Immortal Beloved (yet flexible), Queen O' deTypos, Paranoid-Schitzoid Knightie with Multi-Personalities who's having a blast and an angstfest at one and the same time! kyer@p....... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:34:15 EST From: Yosh1228@a....... Subject: Ahh, another YKYB... The comedian I mentioned before, Mr. Izzard, is talking about Roman accents and Romans in particular, and since you aren't the biggest LaCroix fan in the world, you think his line "'ello, we're the Romans!" in a Screed-like voice is the funniest thing you have ever heard. If you ever hear the bit, just try and imagine LaCroix doing it, and it will be twenty times fnuuier. As is his referal to a Roman general (it's really Caesar, but YKYBs cross all boundaries of sense) Mr. Dog. Danii ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 4 Dec 2005 16:35:41 -0700 From: Kyer <kyer@p.......> Subject: Re: Baked goods question From: T. Floyd mused: > Here in Eastern Canada,> I've never actually seen a 'live' Twinkie though and just assumed that they> were something like the Vachon brand cakes called Jos Louis or Half Moons. A 'live' Twinkie? <Kyer is getting a rather blood-chilling image of an Undead, animated Twinkie rolling around the Wester Hemisphere, seeking to feed upon humans with high blood sugar.... getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER as it heads inexorbitably (or however that's spelled) closer to _ _ (fill in your name here)_ _ house! Oh, who can save us!!! Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before gagging? Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk shirt? Or should we just call in--- SUPER SCHANKE! Able to leap (towards) open souvlaki stands in a single bound. Faster (consumer) of stale donuts than a uniformed cop... blah, blah, blah. (What?) Grins, :)= Kyer, Loyal Squirette to the Knight de Brabant; Knight de Soir, Cousin to the Knight, One of The Hungry, Le Miz, Immortal Beloved (yet flexible), Queen O' deTypos, Paranoid-Schitzoid Knightie with Multi-Personalities who's having a blast and an angstfest at one and the same time! kyer@p....... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:35:02 EST From: Yosh1228@a....... Subject: YKYBWTMFKW... You're reading this tutorial on drawing comic book heroes, and they go into female proportions, and one of the things it says is that you shouldn't make the bust too big or , and this is a real, direct quote, "buxom becomes bovine" and the only thing you can think is "So, it's like Nick's diet?" Danii <g> ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:44:05 +1300 From: Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......> Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition Hi Kristin, For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me? My details are: Kylie Coleman-Tucker Auckland, New Zealand. knightraven@c....... If you need more let me know. Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g> Kylie. "What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive, generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!" http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven -----Original Message----- From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......> Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition >The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which >I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to >Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add >your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I >made. > >Click on the banner from my main page for more info: > >http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ > >Long Live the Knight! >Kristin > ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 19:45:34 -0500 From: Emily Lacey <laceye@a.......> Subject: Re: Baked goods question >Nat jokes with Grace and her friends about her birthday >"cake" being a Twinkie with candles in it I thought it was a reference to the number of candles in proportion to the cake. Sort of the number of candles dwarfed the cake... Emily Lacey laceye@a....... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 20:41:48 +0100 From: "Tracy S.Morris" <tracysue@i.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers Kyer wrote: >I'm sorry, Aron, but everything has possibilities as either a pwp or a crime >story, or *something*. Okay then, I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and the power rangers. BWAHAHAHA! That's just so wrong in so many ways! Tracy Sue <tracysue@i.......> Vaquero War 8 vet. War 9&10 survivor. Trust in God but lock your car ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2000 22:52:05 -0500 From: "KITTO,CECILIA" <ckitto@n.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers "Tracy S.Morris" wrote: > > Kyer wrote: > > >I'm sorry, Aron, but everything has possibilities as either a pwp or a crime > >story, or *something*. > > Okay then, > > I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and > the power rangers. > > BWAHAHAHA! > > That's just so wrong in so many ways! > I just looked in my file on xovers hoping to find them, but I didn't. But I DO know there exists a story (which I think was part of a two story series) which crossed FK and Third Rock From the Sun. And there exists a Power Rangers/Highlander xover. I've read it. Some of the more 'odd' pairings I found on my list was a story by Ainsley crossing FK and Sesame Street (entitled "Count Me Out"), a story by Kim Ashford crossing Blackadder and Highlander called "The Prize", and a story by Tammy Morrison entitled "A Stitch in Time Saves Knight" which is a Dr Who/FK crossover. The 'odd' ones are already out there - you just sometimes have to dig to find them. Lady C., the Anceunt One ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 17:23:37 +1300 From: Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......> Subject: Re: Baked goods question Kyer: Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before >gagging? Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk >shirt? Or should we just call in--->SUPER SCHANKE! > >(What?) Somebody shoot me......please. <g> knightraven@c....... "What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive, generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!" http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 17:26:43 +1300 From: Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......> Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition Okay, as you may have guessed...but in case you didn't...THAT WAS supposed to go to Kristin...<g> Y2K? Hey it was worth a try...<eg><scuttles away> Thank you...you may continue...with whatever...<eg> Ky. knightraven@c....... "What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive, generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!" http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven -----Original Message----- From: Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......> To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......> Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 3:23 PM Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition >Hi Kristin, > >For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always >freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me? >My details are: > >Kylie Coleman-Tucker >Auckland, New Zealand. >knightraven@c....... > >If you need more let me know. > >Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g> > >Kylie. >"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive, >generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!" >http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven > >-----Original Message----- >From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> >To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......> >Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM >Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition > > >>The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which >>I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to >>Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add >>your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I >>made. >> >>Click on the banner from my main page for more info: >> >>http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ >> >>Long Live the Knight! >>Kristin >> > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 03:24:44 EST From: KnghtWtch@a....... Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition In a message dated 1/4/00 5:23:59 PM Eastern Standard Time, kris1228@s....... writes: << Click on the banner from my main page for more info: http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ >> I tried this addy three times and kept getting a window that says 'zoom member is not reconized'. Please advise?? KnightWitch ;-[= ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:16:52 -0500 From: MidKnight 2501 <midknightslair@j.......> Subject: Re: Toronto question (and posting problem) yeah but if it was the croc from Peter Pan then screed wouldn't have to worry, He'd hear the ticking comeing closer.......remember? the crock had a clock in his stomach........ MidKnight~ The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake. I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a rocket launcher and grenades. MidKnightslair@j....... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:13:22 -0500 From: MidKnight 2501 <midknightslair@j.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers Tracy S.Morris said:I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and the power rangers. Oh thats easy!!!!!!!!!!!! the power rangers acuire a new member called Ocher(remember the dumb color names???). And ocher frequents the Raven. One day as Ocher is drinking a glass of bloodwine(Ocher is human, but is a very scarry depraved human) the Power Ranger beeper goes off to tell him that GodZilla is attacking New York.(I'm going to appologize to all the people that live in New York) Since Newyork's team beat the Toronto BlueJays Ocher decideds he's not going to help out with killing godzilla. Godzilla desroys NY and marches right across the river to Toronto. As the city is being destroyed LaCroix makes Ocher a Vampire. Now, Ocher, Nick, Vachon, LaCroix, and the Inca go and kill GodZilla. and as a vendetta Ocher goes and kills the power rangers because they gave him a horrible color name. He goes back into the Raven and changes his name to Miklos and becomes everyones favorite Bartender.....Taaadaaaa I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MidKnight~ The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake. I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a rocket launcher and grenades. MidKnightslair@j....... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:36:40 -0600 From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition Put you on! Thanks! :) Kristin -----Original Message----- From: Forever Knight TV show [mailto:FORKNI-L@l.......]On Behalf Of Kylie Coleman-Tucker Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2000 6:44 PM To: FORKNI-L@l....... Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition Hi Kristin, For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me? My details are: Kylie Coleman-Tucker Auckland, New Zealand. knightraven@c....... If you need more let me know. Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g> Kylie. "What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive, generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!" http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven -----Original Message----- From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......> Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition >The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which >I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to >Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add >your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I >made. > >Click on the banner from my main page for more info: > >http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ > >Long Live the Knight! >Kristin > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:26:56 -0600 From: Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers I have to throw my story in for a prize on this one... Forever Knight crosses with the Brady Bunch! Top THAT!!!! :-p ************************************************************************ Carla copper6500@y....... O- DNRC Supreme Writer of Officially Incomprehensible Documents ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 08:34:41 -0500 From: "Brenda F. Bell" <webwarren@e.......> Subject: Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question) At 04:35 PM 12/4/05 -0700, Kyer wrote: >T. Floyd mused: >I've never actually seen a 'live' Twinkie though... They're small, stale yellow finger cakes with artificial whipped cream filling. IIRC (it's been a while since I've bought or eaten any), dimensions are approximately 3.5-4 cm wide at base, 3-3.5 cm wide at top, approximately 11 cm long, and about 3.5 cm high. Their profile is roughly rectangular, with rounded corners and rounded top edges. Filling is inserted via three punctures on the bottom surface. They are usually sold in packages of two, arranged long sides touching, bases on waxed white lightweight cardboard and covered with a single cellophane wrapper seamed at the bottom of the package and crimp-sealed at the short edges. ><Kyer is getting a rather blood-chilling image of an Undead, animated >Twinkie rolling around the Wester Hemisphere, seeking to feed upon humans >with high blood sugar.... getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER as it heads Kyer, please don't take this the wrong way, but there are connotations and images associated with Twinkies<TM> that per the various rules, do NOT belong on the FORKNI-L list, and now I can't get ANY of them out of my mind! (If you really want to know, ask privately.) (Not to mention I can't get rid of the "Ghostbusters" image, either -- now, that, I *can* mention here...) >Oh, who can save us!!! Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before >gagging? Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk >shirt? Or should we just call in--- Stop it, Kyer! My mind's suddenly dropped a couple of stories below gutter level... thinking very UFfish and other inappropriate thoughts... and it's *all* *your* *fault*!!! <eg> Brenda F. Bell webwarren@e....... /nick TMana IM: n2kye Arctophile, computer addict, TREKker, stealth photographer... UA, PoCBS, FKPagan; Neon-Green GlowWorm HugMistress of the Ger Bear Project https://members.tripod.com/~TMana/ Gerthering 3 Photos: http://nj5.injersey.com/~ic97/gertherng/ Visit the Fiendish Glow at http://home.earthlink.net/~webwarren/glow/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 10:03:45 -0400 From: "T. Floyd" <jflyer@b.......> Subject: Re: Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brenda F. Bell" <webwarren@e.......> : >T. Floyd mused: : >I've never actually seen a 'live' Twinkie though... : : They're small, stale yellow finger cakes with artificial whipped cream : filling [description snipped]. Ah, like Vachon cakes then, only they usually at least give the impression of being fresh. So if Twinkies are that awful, I'm certain that Natalie was being sarcastic. LapLor admin@p....... http://pineloft.com https://members.tripod.com/~Laplor/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 09:30:09 -0500 From: Cindy Clark <clarkcindy@e.......> Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition I think another Valentine's Day marathon, like we had a couple of years ago, would be great. -----Original Message----- From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......> Date: Tuesday, January 04, 2000 5:25 PM Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition >The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which >I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to >Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add >your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I >made. > >Click on the banner from my main page for more info: > >http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/ > >Long Live the Knight! >Kristin ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 08:32:47 -0600 From: Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......> Subject: Re: Twinkies Well, if anyone *is* interested in writing an FK story involving Twinkies, (just to keep this within forkni-l guidelines :-) you might want to check out my Twinkie Stress Testing report for research material. http://www.geocities.com/copper6500/HUMOR/twinkie.html ************************************************************************ Carla copper6500@y....... O- DNRC Supreme Writer of Officially Incomprehensible Documents ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 09:23:20 -0600 From: Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......> Subject: Re: Baked goods question/Crazy Crossovers Forwarding for Cindy.. looks like she accidentally sent it to me instead of the list. Cindy Clark wrote: > This sounds like an opportunity for a Pretender/Fk crossover. Any takers? -Carla ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:36:43 EST From: DarkPNinja@a....... Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers In a message dated Wed, 5 Jan 2000 8:52:46 AM Eastern Standard Time, Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......> writes: > I have to throw my story in for a prize on this one... > Forever Knight crosses with the Brady Bunch! > Top THAT!!!! :-p Ummm, Forever Knight crosses with THE DUKES OF HAZZARD! Yeeeeeeeee ha! Hugs, Ren ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:06:40 -0600 From: "Christella M. Stillman" <cstillma@u.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers At 01:36 PM 1/5/2000 EST, Ren wrote: >Ummm, Forever Knight crosses with THE DUKES OF HAZZARD! > >Yeeeeeeeee ha! Now THAT'S scary!!! Um...Forever Knight crossed with The Power Puff Girls? How about Cow and Chicken? I'd love to see LC deal with that pantsless red demon. Or would they possibly team up to torment Nick? And what about Nick? Would Cow cause him to angst over all the bovine blood he's consumed? Would Super Cow come and beat him into udder humiliation? (Shameless pun totally intended. <G>) Would Schanke try to grill both Cow and Chicken? Oh lord...the wheels are turning...somebody stop me before I actually up and write an FK/Cow and Chicken crossover! Christy cstillma@u....... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 14:22:32 EST From: SField8067@a....... Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition Hi Everyone! Just popping in to say that i urge each and everyone on this list and all others to please sign tthis petiton. Just before Valentines day, i will be placing the signed petiton into a wonderful specially designed Valentines day card and sending it to Sci-Fi on behalf of you the fans..... Also, please continue signing all the other online petitons,sending e-mail to feedback,sending snail mail, Bboards,etc........ Lets show them we are a force that wont go away till we are heard!!! :) All the best, susan ellen field Kickstart the Knight ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:07:18 -0800 From: trespasser@w....... Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers Yikes! Look what I started! Remember Aron, there are people on this list crazier than you are. Well, not by much... "Tracy S.Morris" wrote: > I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and > the power rangers. I just get the image of a giant Nick battling that giant robot. Maybe they mistook the vampire for one of Rita's monsters? For some reason Power Rangers used to remind me of The Wizard of Oz. I guess it was that blue flying monkey being.... FK and The Wizard of Oz? No, that's a movie (and a book). How about Forever Knight meets I Love Lucy? Aron <trespasser@w.......> Natpacker to the core, First casualty of War10 There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and I am balanced precariously on it. Donate your fic to she that needs it. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000 15:36:46 -0600 From: "Christella M. Stillman" <cstillma@u.......> Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers At 01:07 PM 1/5/2000 -0800, Aron wrote: > >How about Forever Knight meets I Love Lucy? > I can just see it now. Lucy stands there whining, "C'mon Nicky...I wanna be in the show." Meanwhile, Nick is lost in a flashback of the time he was a piano player at the Copacabana. Christy cstillma@u....... ------------------------------ End of FORKNI-L Digest - 4 Jan 2000 to 5 Jan 2000 (#2000-4) ***********************************************************
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