FORKNI-L
Logfile LOG9604B Part 12
April 10, 1996
File: "FORKNI-L LOG9604B" Part 12
TOPICS:
FOREVER KNIGHT Compendium (2)
YKYB.....
Convention in LI? (2)
YKYB....
YKYBRWWWTMFKLW...
now CD, when book?
Another Virus??
Vudu & C-4 (4)
Vudu, C-4, and Semtex
Top 10 Lacroix Sex Scenes (3)
BB Questions
House Warming
Unpopular theories (BB pt 1) (3)
ordering the FK cd
Abbreviations
unpopular theories BB pt1
Top Ten Lacroix Scenes
Stuff (2)
Joke Answer (2)
Oregon get together?
Top 10 LC sex scenes
Theatre Etiquette
shirts/jackets/etc...
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:22:19 -0300
From: Stapleton <d7ux@u.......>
Subject: FOREVER KNIGHT Compendium
The following was passed to me by my friend Jeff last night (he publishes
a fanzine called "1701", and another this summer called "MapleStar".). It
was sent to him by James Van Hise, the author of the FK Compendium (via
snail-mail hard-copy.)
This is by no means an endorsement, I just thought you might be
interested in the info.
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THE FOREVER KNIGHT COMPANION
This is being done for Belfry Books, whose publisher is Sharon Jarvis. My
deadline is June so it would be best if I have all material in by late
May.
I have enclosed the planned outline for the book, and at this time all
sections are open for contributions. Please contact me regarding what you
plan to do.
I use a Mac computer but I can accept PC disks if they are 3.5" disks as I
have a translation program to turn PC files into Mac.
CONTACT: James Van Hise
00000 Xxxxx Xxxxx
Xxxxx Xxxxxx, XX 00000
(000) 000-0000
__________________
Note: Is it just me or does he want us to do his job for him?
Anyways, here's his outline:
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SECTION ONE: THE CHARACTERS
Profiles of Nick Knight and the various supporting characters who have
come and gone.
SECTION TWO: THE ACTORS
Profile of the star and of the supporting actors who have appeared on the
series (Fans don't like female partner) [ed. note -his words not mine]
SECTION THREE: THE PILOT
The original TV movie which starred Rick Springfield. Behind the scenes
information and a brief plot synopsis.
SECTION FOUR: THE ORIGIN OF NICK KNIGHT
How did he become a vampire and what makes the character different from
other vampires in film and popular literature [ed. note - I'm guessing you
can include Dark Shadows and The Kindred in here, but don't take that as
gospel]. Includes an interview with the star commenting on his own
character.
SECTION FIVE: BEHIND-THE-SCENES
How an episode of the series is written, how much the script changes
before it is filmed and what is filming the series like. Includes
interviews with production personel such as producers, directors and
writers.
SECTION SIX: EPISODE GUIDE
Complete episode guide listing from each season of the series including
guest stars, creative credits, and synopsis of each episode [ed. note - I
think he means something like the Star Trek: The Next Generation
Companions books].
SECTION SEVEN: THE FANS IN THE DARKNESS
FOREVER KNIGHT Conventions, fanzines, etc. Reports, profiles, lists.
---------------------------------------------------
So, mull it over, discuss if its something you want to involve yourself
in.
If I've over-stepped my bounds, I apologise.
Sincerely,
Lynn Stapleton
d7ux@u.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 10:31:43 -0400
From: "Alora C. Chistiakoff" <acc0924@i.......>
Subject: YKYB.....
YKYB in SOS-FK too long when your boss gives you a copy of Crain's
(Business Weekly) list of the 75 most influential business women in NYC
and tells you to track down the addresses and phone numbers so we can
send them invitations to a big party event we are planning with Tipper
Gore and the First Lady. (I'm getting to it, I promise) And as you scan the
list you see the dreaded name: Kay Koplivitz....and after stiffling a
sneer you tell your boss you have *her* address memorized.......
Save Forever Knight flyer? In your invitation? Gee, how'd *that* get
there.....
Alora
Natpacker
acc0924@i.......
"I love my car. I *miss* my car."--Sandra Bullock, 'Speed'
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 10:33:32 -0400
From: "Alora C. Chistiakoff" <acc0924@i.......>
Subject: Convention in LI?
Ack! I am on digest, can someone *please* private e-mail me the info
about the con on Long Island this weekend....I'm kinda broke, but I'd
love to go anyway.
And who else is going?
Alora
Natpacker
acc0924@i.......
"I love my car. I *miss* my car."--Sandra Bullock, 'Speed'
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:50:44 -0300
From: Stapleton <d7ux@u.......>
Subject: YKYB....
Yes, I know. Yet another post from me.
ykybwtmfkw....
Identifying fk characters names on other shows.
I was watching an episode of E.N.G. (a Canadian News Drama - short for
Electronic News Gathering) on Monday. Mike, the News Director was at the
hospital watching his best friend die. The best friend was named Richard,
and Richard's wife was named Sarah (incidently played by the doctor in
LNMTA).
Lynn Stapleton
d7ux@u.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:04:56 -0400
From: Carrie Krumtum <Carrie400@a.......>
Subject: YKYBRWWWTMFKLW...
In a message dated 96-04-10 10:32:40 EDT, you write:
> YKYKWWWWTMFKW...
You know you've been reading way, way, way to many Forever Knight lists when
you cna figure out what the above subject stood for immediately, without even
having to think about it. I NEED a life...
Carrie,
Proud Knightie
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 08:28:28 -0700
From: "Andrew E. Nystrom" <wo991@f.......>
Subject: Re: FOREVER KNIGHT Compendium
So let me get this straight: FK is not popular enough to warrant sayin
on the air, but it is popular enough to warrant a book telling all
about the show. Ooookay....
--Andy
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:26:00 -0400
From: Arlene M Osborne +1 +1 508 960 6273 <amo@a.......>
Subject: now CD, when book?
Now that the long-awaited FK CD is out (Yay!), what is the latest
information on the longer-awaited Forever Knight Companion??
Arlene Osborne amo@a.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:39:06 -0400
From: Jamie Melody Randell <immajer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Convention in LI?
On Apr 10, 1996 10:33:32, '"Alora C. Chistiakoff" <acc0924@i.......>'
wrote:
>Ack! I am on digest, can someone *please* private e-mail me the info
>about the con on Long Island this weekend....I'm kinda broke, but I'd
>love to go anyway.
I saw a television commercial for this the other night. Their web page is
at
http://www.i-con.com/
and if anyone from the NYC area is going, and DRIVING, drop me a line at
immajer@p.......?
It looks like it might be a decent something-to-do this weekend, but there
is no way I'm paying LIRR fare from Jamaica to Stonybrook. I think it's
something like 2.5 hours and twelve dollars each way; and if I'm gonna pay
a quarter of a c-note and take that long to get somewhere, it's going to at
LEAST be in another state. (They don't call it LONG island for nuthin',
y'know...)
I could chip in for gas, though...
--
Jamie M.R. -- Asst. Listowner -- http://members.aol.com/immajer/
Illustrated Webgoddess & Keeper of Warm Fuzzies
"I may do what I have done. I may smash the hollow rock
without breaking stride and splinter the glitter inside
all over a midnight street." -- L.F.
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:57:51 -0400
From: Melanie Hernandez <Gitanita@a.......>
Subject: Another Virus??
Okay, so we all know the GOOD TIMES virus was a hoax, but does anyone know if
this one is?? Just thought I'd post it anyway, just to be safe...
I apologize for the multiple posts, but if this *is* real....
~Melanie~
*Dark Knightie*Ravenette*Immortal Beloved*FoSiL* Vaquera*
*and recently recuited Seducer!
<<>----------Subject: Virus Alert A new trojan horse virus has emerged
on the internet >with the name PKZIP300.ZIP, so named as to give the
impression that this file is a new >version of the PKZIP software used to ZIP
(compress) files. Do not download this file >under any circumstances! If
you install or expand this file, the virus will wipe your hard >disk and
affect modems at 14.4 and higher. This is an extremely destructive virus,
and >there is not yet a way of cleaning up this one. Repeat: Do not
download any file with >the name PKZIP300 -- regardless of the extension.
>
>Daniel Vuong
>vuong@w.......
This information I recieved from a copy of some E-mail my dad got at work.
The message is simple. DO NOT DOWNLOAD ANY FILE WITH THE NAME OF PKZIP300,
REGARDLESS OF THE EXTENSION. THIS IS A SERIOUS, AND CURRENTLY INCURABLE
COMPUTER VIRUS.
Please notify everybody you know online about this virus.
Thank You.
Dan White>>
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:05:23 CDT
From: Don Durham <don.durham@d.......>
Subject: Re: Vudu & C-4
In: "Re: Vudu & C-4", mailed on Tue, 09 Apr 96 23:37:29 CDT ,
L'Phantom wrote:
>
> For some reason or other, I can hear Reese distinctly saying the
%<%<%<%<%<
> http://bsc.edu/~jrarmstr/
> Help Save Forever Knight! Ask me how! jrarmstr@b.......
>
Don Durham replied:
I haven't seen the ep in a while, but I would be willing to wager
1/2lb of v-chocolate that it was Semtex, not C-4. When this thread
started, there was something jangling about it, the fact that it
was not C-4 but Semtex is what comes to mind.
Now I lay me down to bed, |
Darkness can't engulf my head, |Cousin Don
I can see by infrared, |Don.durham@d.......
God I love the night! LL after Marvin,tPA |
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:14:07 -0500
From: Lady Sushi <phoenix@i.......>
Subject: Re: Vudu, C-4, and Semtex
Patrick, The Lone Nanette commented:
are we *sure* it was C-4 and not Semtex? Some people say
>it was C-4, others seem to recall Reese talking about Semtex.
It was Semtex. A, it was mentioned in BB. B, while any plastic explosive
is hard to get without an explosives license and a ton of other paperwork,
C-4 is checked by the ounce and kept under highest protection. To get the
stuff Vudu would have had to go through military channels (or, more likely,
be a military explosives expert), not a mining company. The day C-4 is used
in mining is the day I'm heading for the moon, rocket or not. I don't want
to see the results of a gram too much used.
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, Camera Fanatic of the Thong Throng, Unnamed
phoenix@i.......
Tell me what that "sleep" thing is again?
**Do not pester vampyres, for you are chewy and good with ketchup.**
For eternal gratitude, send Uncle and sushi to...
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 12:39:30 EDT
From: Tanya Smith <bodybldr@v.......>
Subject: Top 10 Lacroix Sex Scenes
We've done this Nick already.
I challenge thee to post.
Tanya
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 09:18:51 -0800
From: John Soo-Hoo <galahad!jsoohoo@n.......>
Subject: Re: Vudu & C-4
<199604092256.PAA27469@m.......>
>Gang:
>Are we sure the explosive Vudu used was C-4? According to my
>uncle, who was a munitions expert, C-4 indeed is one of the most powerful
>explosives on Earth, but for a plane bomb, I'd think Vudu would have used
>Semtex, which is much harder to detect with conventional methods. It has
>no odor detectable by drug/explosive dogs, and is most commonly used with
>altitude-sensitive detonators.
I don't remember specifically what kind of explosives were used (at this
point I think it was Semtex), but given the fact that the bomb was given
to an unwitting accomplice (the female pilot), in all probability the
the bomb avoided the standard checkpoints at the airport. Someone here
can probably correct me, but pilots and stewardesses are normally
waved through security.
BTW, ABC did a report on airport security and in the US and found how
horrible they are in bomb detection. The x-ray station attendants are trained
to look for the stereo-typical bomb with sticks of dynamite with coils of
wire running to a alarm clock. <I am not joking.> They are not trained to
recognize consealed bombs made with plastic explosives.
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 10:27:41 -0700
From: Vickie Adams <emerald_@i.......>
Subject: Re: BB Questions
>> 1) How did Vachon survive the plane crash? Wouldn't the explosion
>> kill him?
He'd taken Schanke and Cohen hostage in the rear of the plane and
was planning to use them for lunch. When the plane crashed both Schanke and
Cohen were driven to feed off the non-baked victims and were brought
accross. Schanke assumed the role of Master Vampire because he spent 3 years
with a partner who was a vamp. Both of the fledglings are living nice quiet
lives on a tiny island between Buffalo, NY. and Niagra Falls. <doesn't
explain how Vachon survived, maybe he was stronger because he'd just fed.>
>> 3) How did Vachon know that the hand he picked up was *his* hand?
>> And how did he re-attach it?
Vachon didn't reattach the hand, he just didn't want anyone claiming
his body parts for souveniers. He had it bronzed and has it on a shelf in
the church. His hand grew back spontaniously sometime between the commercial
break and Tracy's FIRST kidnappind.
>> 8) Why does Tracy get a few days off? She didn't know anyone who
>> died.
Really easy -- PLOT DEVICE ! Tracy needed the night off to go find
Vachon in the church and get introduced to the really magnificent Screed.
<>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<>
<> I don't want to achieve immortality <> Cousin Vickie Immortal Beloved <>
<> through my work, I want to achieve <> newbie member of MFW-Cavalry <>
<> it through not dying. - Woody Alan <> emerald_@i....... <>
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 12:54:02 -0400
From: Marf Shopmyer <aa108460@d.......>
Subject: House Warming
Lurker has bought a tiny mill house in Greenwood, SC.
Will have house warming party 5:30 - 7:30 (and beyond, if I don't fall
asleep) Friday 12 April.
Interested partiers contact me directly for directions.
I still subcribe, but I'm no-mail on this list.
marf
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 12:46:44 -0500
From: Lady Sushi <phoenix@i.......>
Subject: Re: Top 10 Lacroix Sex Scenes
>We've done this Nick already.
>I challenge thee to post.
>Tanya
Do they have to be from actual episodes, or do, um, IDEAS count?
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, Camera Fanatic of the Thong Throng, Unnamed
phoenix@i.......
Tell me what that "sleep" thing is again?
**Do not pester vampyres, for you are chewy and good with ketchup.**
For eternal gratitude, send Uncle and sushi to...
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 12:58:31 CDT
From: L'Phantom <jrarmstr@p.......>
Subject: Re: Vudu & C-4
> to an unwitting accomplice (the female pilot), in all probability the
> the bomb avoided the standard checkpoints at the airport. Someone here
> can probably correct me, but pilots and stewardesses are normally
> waved through security.
Well, according to Tracy (by way of Vachon) the box containing the music box
was never checked by security, so I always assumed that's where the bomb was.
As for the blast radius, I figure, the cockpit is where all the electical
"buttons, switches, and knobs" are, so if an electrical fire started in the
cockpit which spread to the fuel tanks....well, there you are.
Straying from your mind into your left shoulder, just coz I can,
The "New and Improved" L'Phantom
Now a Cousin in full standing!
http://bsc.edu/~jrarmstr/
Help Save Forever Knight! Ask me how! jrarmstr@b.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 10:59:05 -0700
From: AKR <r@w.......>
Subject: Re: Unpopular theories (BB pt 1)
On Wed, 10 Apr 1996, Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Apr 1996, AKR wrote:
> > > >In Black Buddha Pt 1... I think he brought her across.
Umm... I just want to clarify; I did NOT write the above. I was quoting
someone else, and then said that I think he DID kill her. :)
******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... *******
"She was just having a good cry all to herself."--Chopin, The Awakening
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:01:31 -0700
From: AKR <r@w.......>
Subject: Re: ordering the FK cd
Gaylin asked: > Did anyone else have their CD case arrive cracked?
My case was fine, but I busted a couple of fingernails trying to get the
darn plastic off... :) Too impatient, I guess. :)
******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... *******
"She was just having a good cry all to herself."--Chopin, The Awakening
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 11:04:31 -0700
From: AKR <r@w.......>
Subject: Re: Abbreviations
On Wed, 10 Apr 1996, Dalton Spence wrote:
> > > Take an alphabetical look: <g> [at the abbreviations]
> You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?!? That is NOT a very
> *Knightly* thing to do. In fact, it seems almost ... Cousinly!
Of course, I am *also* a Light Cousin... <g>
But I promise that I've angsted quite diligently over the three I missed.
:)
******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... *******
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 14:38:28 EDT
From: BRIAN WHELTON <103045.2473@c.......>
Subject: unpopular theories BB pt1
Beth said
>I could not decide what happened
I found the ambiguity in that scene to be confusing also. I think it is totally
unclear whether he brought her across, killed her perhaps thing that it would
be a kinder death than freezing/drownding in the North Atlantic. Or in a totally
knightie explaination, incapacitated her and put her in a life boat. In any case
she appeared to be enjoying it, Nick did look awfully cute in the tails.
Kathy
Knightie-in-training.
I .
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 15:04:06 EDT
From: Tanya Smith <bodybldr@v.......>
Subject: Top Ten Lacroix Scenes
I could spend centuries...er, I mean, years writing various sexy scenes with
Lacroix.
I want to know the top 10 from the TV show.
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 15:10:42 -0400
From: Judith Freudenthal <JudithF955@a.......>
Subject: Stuff
Here's a question I asked a few friends the other night - what would happen
if a vampire was hit by lightning?
Does anyone know about AKAI vcrs? I need help with my mom's old one.
Here's part one of a joke I adapted - What did Tracy say when Vachon blew in
her ear?
Judy
JudithF955@a.......
Natpacker, Knightie, N&Npacker
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 15:10:53 -0400
From: Judith Freudenthal <JudithF955@a.......>
Subject: Joke Answer
What did Tracy say when Vachon blew in her ear?
Thanks for the refill.
Sorry, perkulators.
Judy
JudithF955@a.......
Natpacker, Knightie, N&Npacker
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 14:44:48 -0500
From: Sandra Gray <TMP_HARKINS@d.......>
Subject: Re: Top 10 Lacroix Sex Scenes
I don't think LC has *had* ten sex scenes. ;)
Ten scenes where he is *sexy* now...maybe.
--Sandra Gray, forever Knightie
--tmp_harkins@d.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 15:01:37 CDT
From: Don Durham <don.durham@d.......>
Subject: Re: Vudu & C-4
In: "Re: Vudu & C-4", mailed on Wed, 10 Apr 96 12:58:31 CDT , L'Phantom
wrote:
>
> > to an unwitting accomplice (the female pilot), in all probability the
> > the bomb avoided the standard checkpoints at the airport. Someone here
> > can probably correct me, but pilots and stewardesses are normally
> > waved through security.
>
> Well, according to Tracy (by way of Vachon) the box containing the music box
> was never checked by security, so I always assumed that's where the bomb
> was. As for the blast radius, I figure, the cockpit is where all the
> electical "buttons, switches, and knobs" are, so if an electrical fire
> started in the cockpit which spread to the fuel tanks....well, there you
> are.
>
%<%<%<
>
> Help Save Forever Knight! Ask me how! jrarmstr@b.......
>
Don Durham replied:
That just will not work. Yes, a small bomb will take out the cockpit and
controlls. Easy. However, the same small charge is not going to start an
electrical fire of the magnitude that will travel from the cockpit all the way
to the fuel tanks (in the wings) in the time it took for the plane to hit the
ground. Unless the charge was massive, there are going to be a myriad of
automatic fire suppressant systems taking effect as soon as the fire started.
I vote for semtex in the hold, with a trigger in the music box. That way
Voodoo can get his thrills by knowing that his victim feels the terror, and
get the massive explosion that we saw in BB at the same time.
I know that I am expecting consistiency and logic from the show that cannot
maintain any other level of consistiency or logic, but call it a character
flaw.
Don, Cousin
don.durham@d.......
Woody: "You're flying!"
Buzz: "This isn't flying. This is falling with style!"
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 12:46:51 -0700
From: Elizabeth Ann Lewis <elewis@u.......>
Subject: Re: Unpopular theories (BB pt 1)
At 10:59 AM 4/10/96, AKR wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Apr 1996, Tammy Stephanie Davis wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Apr 1996, AKR wrote:
>> > > >In Black Buddha Pt 1... I think he brought her across.
>
>Umm... I just want to clarify; I did NOT write the above. I was quoting
>someone else, and then said that I think he DID kill her. :)
And for further clarification... I wrote the line that Amy is declaiming
responcibility for. ;)
And I think that we will never figure this one out... the way the episode
is set up, it is difficult to tell. IMHO, (unless you subscribe to "Nick
was having a nightmare" theory), he brought her across, but I ***only***
think that because I can't imagine Nick of 1912 killing her even if she
asked him to (and I'd love to see Claire again, for having 5 minutes of
on-screen time, I liked her. Kind of a blonde Janette in her poise and
sophistication and ability to make up her mind.)
Lizbet~*~*~*~*~*~*~Proud Member of the Mercenary Guild
elewis@u.......***Lizbetann@a.......
Ravenette of the New Order--Knightie/NatPacker/N&N Packer with Cousinly
Sympathies and faint leanings towards Vanquea-ism
"Arnyd yw Ewyll hyd yw"--Passion is the will to be
Listowner, Middle Ages Life
http://members.aol.com/Lizbetann/mypage.html
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:22:38 -0700
From: AKR <r@w.......>
Subject: Re: Unpopular theories (BB pt 1)
On Wed, 10 Apr 1996, Elizabeth Ann Lewis wrote:
> I can't imagine Nick of 1912 killing her even if she asked him to...
Now there's the nugget! In LYTD, Nick declared that he stopped killing
after the incident with the dancer, which was before 1912. Of course, we
now know that he has killed since, as a cop, as a soldier, perhaps even
by accident. Why do I think Nick of 1912 killed her? How would Nick have
rationalized it to himself, such that he could believe this kill didn't
"count"? Because she was certain to die anyway. She had no intention of
getting into a lifeboat, even if the opportunity presented itself. IMHO.
******* Amy, Lady of the Knight (AKR) r@w....... *******
"She was just having a good cry all to herself."--Chopin, The Awakening
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:26:12 -0700
From: Valery King <kingv@u.......>
Subject: Re: Oregon get together?
On Wed, 10 Apr 1996, Brandy Dare wrote:
> I was just wondering if anyone was planning to have a get together for the
> last epi here in Oregon. [snip]
> I keep hearing of all these people getting together but there in different
> states. If this sounds like a good idea let me know.
Sure, Brandy! Are you volunteering your house for this? <BG>
Truly, without any spoilers, I think that such "support groups" for the
last (only for now, let's hope!) episode is a terrific idea! Listfolks
and off-line fen alike should all get together all over the country to,
well, *support* each other in their time of grief. And I'm only half
joking about the "time of grief" stuff, because many (me included) have a
lot emotion wrapped up in this series.
Of course,
I won't be able to take advantage of support groups since I get the
satellite feed, in the middle of the night, having to deal with my
reactions all alone since I can't get any of my family to stay up that
late on a Sunday night... I know, I know, your hearts bleed for me! ;)
Valery, in Oregon
kingv@u.......
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 16:29:10 EDT
From: Tanya Smith <bodybldr@v.......>
Subject: Joke Answer
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
That was a good one.
I laughed until I cried.
a (K)nightly cousin (Oh Uncle!)
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:14:09 -0700
From: [Name removed by request]
Subject: Re: Top 10 LC sex scenes
Tanya wrote:
>Subject: Top 10 Lacroix Sex Scenes
>
>We've done this Nick already.
>I challenge thee to post.
Sex scenes?? We didn't see sex scenes over here! Is this another Canadian
thing? :) (i came in late, here. Weren't you guys talking about the
steamiest Nick scenes a few days ago? Or are we really talking about sex
scenes?)
Yes, yes, well, in no particular order:
1. With Sandra (an almost sex scene)
2. With Darkangel (a very sexscene)
3. With James (an interesting ouchie sex scene)
4. With Nick (one of many sex scenes, take your pick)
5. With Natalie (two sides of the same coin sex scene)
6. With, uh, Screed (me blanking on sex scenes)
7. Um, Vachon (unseen sex scenes)
8. With Fleur (sex scenes in his dreams... inquiry: Do vampire wet dreams
result in dribbling mouths in the morning?)
9. Well, there's the microphone (dirty list minds sex scenes)
10. With, um... well, Tracy (bad, bad Dianne sex scene involving nostrils
and some other orifices i never even knew about before)
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:32:00 PT
From: Tami Lafrank <tamilyn.lafrank@a.......>
Subject: Re: Theatre Etiquette
No, no. You cannot wear long sleeves. Your tattoos are infamous and you
must share. :)
And no one should squeal like a teeny booper either.Any one so much as
beginning to squeal shall be knocked unconcious and removed. <vbg>
Tami LaFrank : TCL58@a....... or TCL20@a.......
Forever Faithful Ravenette :
Owner: Sacred Raven Health Spa : His hair glistened in the rain like
"Come in, relax. We're dying : like nose hair after a sneeze.
to prolong your life" : Stupidity *should* be painful!
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 17:23:19 -0400
From: Matthew F Funke <mff@h.......>
Subject: Re: Stuff
> Here's a question I asked a few friends the other night - what would happen
> if a vampire was hit by lightning?
Okay -- as an electrical engineer (who, regrettably, knows nothing
about AKAI VCRs), I'm going to hazard the first guess.
A bolt of lightning is caused by the sudden release of gigantic
amounts of electric potential -- potential created between the earth and
a cloud or between clouds (which, incidentally, is far more common).
Assuming that a vampire cannot affect his or her own electrically
conductive properties, I suppose it has to happen eventually.
We know that vampires are flammable. Since a bolt of lightning is
very, very hot (plasma-type hot; the laws of gases cease to apply within
such a charge), the vampire might catch fire. It happens to trees. Why
not vampires? This, I suspect, would occur before a certain critical
resistance.
If vampires are MORE resistive than this critical resistance, all
this charge from the lightning bolt would probably try to spread itself
evenly over the vampire's exterior (see Gauss' Law) and, being unable to
do so because he/she is too resistive, would end up blowing the vampire
apart. This, too, happens to objects which cannot conduct the electricity
to ground fast enough.
Of course, these are worst-case scenarios. Maybe vampires are okay
with lightning -- heck, they're okay with falling down huge buildings!
(Falling thirteen stories?) I read an intriguing theory on this list
which supposed that vampires have a hyper-sensitive neural structure.
Since the nervous system is electrochemical, that sensitive system might
get scrambled pretty well by such a blast.
I guess I'm trying to say that I don't know. I like the question,
however, and hope that some of these possibilities intrigue the more
imaginative minds out there. Of course, the possibility of vampires
carrying electric charge is an interesting one; do they build up static
electricity when they fly? How many cities have lost power thanks to
distracted vampires (or vampires engaged in flashbacks) crossing high-
power lines? The mind reels at the possibilities.
-- Lost in the Shadows,
Dr Funke (mff@h.......)
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Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 17:35:54 -0400
From: Kira Chistiakoff <AloraKira@a.......>
Subject: shirts/jackets/etc...
ok everybody! I now have a silkscreen made with the logo, so my turnaround
should be faster, but a few points need to be made.
1. All orders to be delivered at the shrewthering, need to be sent no later
than 4/18...ALSO...all orders to be delivered in TO need to state this is the
body of the message.
2. If a size is not specified, for anything, XL will be used...anything
specified larger than XL i.e.XXL, XXXL, the difference in price will be
tacked on. (it runs 50 cents-2 dollars or so)
3. When placing an order, please specify color, faction, and shipping
address.
4. All jacket orders must be paid in advance.
Checks are to: Alora Chistiakoff
000 Xxxxx #00
Xxxxxxxxxx, XX 00000
5. Queries should be sent to acc0924@i......., I only check my mail 1-2
times a week.
6. All orders will be double-checked before shipping.
7. If requesting a special order item, please be as specific as possible.
8. Thank You to all the people who have made this possible, this is a lot of
fun!
Anybody going to TO, who ordered shirts or sweatshirts, payment can be made
in Canadian Dollars, equivalent...I will arrive at the Casa Loma on Thursday.
I will have limited amounts of unsold merchandise in TO, however, it will be
first come, first serve, so place your orders now.
Thank You!
Kira--Vaquera/Merc
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