There are 2 messages totalling 94 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. 100 Things we learned from FOREVER KNIGHT (2) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 19:40:51 -0400 From: Ramona Jackson <lexyladyjax@g.......> Subject: 100 Things we learned from FOREVER KNIGHT > > 31. Everyone finds the bottles of cow's blood but no one finds the large > barrels Nick has to buy to refill them with. > > ------------------------------ > These are my own from the SyFy board: - When soap opera plots fail, bring on amnesia. - Starvation cures vampirism. Not. - Nicholas deBrabant Knight's nephew grows up to be Darth Vader. Yikes! - Vampires can eat anything with enough ketchup on it. - Embrace your angst. Brood. - Forget your birthday. You're a natural blond after all. - Vampires put the fun in dys*fun*ctional families. Enjoy your endless centuries of vague unhappiness. - Inquiring minds want to know. - Vampires have great job security. They can transfer from one country to another and no one notices. - No one looks up at the night sky in Canada. - Blood is addictive. - Sunburns are painful. - White nighties look odd on grown men. - Wine bottles don't always contain wine. - Cow blood thickens paint. - Dogs are for dinner - but only in the worst of times. - Don't trust acupuncturists. - You can never have enough trunk space. - Don't eat white rats. They may be spoiled. - Leather flight caps aren't sexy on everyone. - Mortals die. Does it really matter where or when? - Decisions made while intoxicated can lead to a life of eternal regret. - Don't take...too much... That's the end of mine. Everything is Nick's fault, including this paper cut. (No wait, ESPECIALLY this paper cut!) What do you think? Good? Bad? Indifferent? Mona -- 'This plan will work.' ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 17:35:32 -0700 From: Andrew Caruthers <slinter@j.......> Subject: Re: 100 Things we learned from FOREVER KNIGHT 31. Everyone finds the bottles of cow's blood but no one finds the large barrels Nick has to buy to refill them with. ============================= Udderly ridiculous!!!!! ------------------------------ End of FORKNI-L Digest - 4 Oct 2012 to 5 Oct 2012 (#2012-195) *************************************************************
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