There are 12 messages totalling 796 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. interesting website 2. Mood rings and leisure suits (2) 3. I'm a ponderin' 4. Snowed in 5. Friday night's KtK auction update 6. Toronto skyline (2) 7. looking for FK pics (2) 8. MEP 2000 Quote List (2) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 18:17:15 -0500 From: Stephanie Kellerman <stephke@i.......> Subject: Re: interesting website Network Solutions used to be Internic.org. They are the site that sells the domain names. If you go to http://www.networksolutions.com and do a whois for Foreverknight.com it comes up with Sony Picture Imageworks as the owner. -- Steph stephke@i....... http://www.fkvoyage.com http://www.nimr.org "The sea..where each man, as in a mirror, finds himself", Richard Basehart as Ishmael "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." Katherine Hepburn ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Feb 2000 09:50:21 -0600 From: Drew Nix <snix@a.......> Subject: Mood rings and leisure suits Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2000 09:25:18 -0600 From: Drew Nix <snix@a.......> Reply-to: whosarmy@o....... Subject: [whosarmy] Re: Nail polish and leisure suits (was: Flames, etc.) I have a ponderance for y'all.... I assume we're all familiar with the style and trends of the '70's. Disco, leisure suits, mood rings and the like. My question is, to what extent would each vamp adhere to those trends? Would Janette be a disco diva? Would Nick dress like Travolta? Would Screed wear "Have a Nice Day" t-shirts? Would Vachon ask his victims what their sign was? KC, Stayin' Alive snix@a....... "Uh, the press is a bunch of wussies. You alone in there?"--MST3K Community email addresses: Post message: whosarmy@o....... Subscribe: whosarmy-subscribe@o....... Unsubscribe: whosarmy-unsubscribe@o....... List owner: whosarmy-owner@o....... Shortcut URL to this page: http://www.onelist.com/community/whosarmy ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 20:54:35 -0500 From: Tracysue <tracysue@i.......> Subject: Re: I'm a ponderin' Libratsie@a....... wrote: > > How do you think the FK vampires would <clearing throat for bad pun> kill time? Feel free to put them snowed in together (for example, LaCroix with Screed in Screed's abode) or alone. Well, avoiding the obvious answers: Nick and Nat watching videos, Nick and Janette Nookie. Vachon tuneing his guitar. I'd suggest the following: 1. LaCroix plays dress-up with all his barbies. He gives them shorter hairstyles, and calls them Tracy. 2. Natalie and Vachon nookie <eg> 3. Tracy pulls out the ole' leather and pretends to be a bad cop. 4. Screed invites Nick, Lacroix, and Vachon over for a poker game. They use frozen Ratsie droppings as poker chips. screed hasn't told them that they're frozen ratsie droppings. He thought that he'd save the surprise for later. 5. Janette revels in her secret polyester fetish. She buys vintage 70's clothing off of Ebay. /ducking and running for all I'm worth. Tracy Sue ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 19:44:14 -0800 From: Rayne <rayne_koest@y.......> Subject: Snowed in If Nick lived in an area that wasn't prepared for snow I can see him going out and helping people shovel their driveways and stuff - either that or pay other people to do it anonomously. As may have happened in your area with the last snowfall there are often many heartattacks and health problems caused in elederly trying to clear their driveways or streets. I can see Nat phoning around helping organize relief. LC and Janette would sit back in the comforts of home and observe (with great amusement)as things got hard for us. The vampires would probably also take the opportunity to enjoy flying becuase with people stuck at home there would be less chance of being seen. =Rayne ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 22:45:55 EST From: Knightwave@a....... Subject: Friday night's KtK auction update Here's the second auction update today for KtK's auction update. The web site is located at http://members.aol.com/AuctionKtK/ for anyone who wishes a more detailed description of the items. Becky has placed the latest posted bids on the web site. The auction is scheduled to end at 11:59 pm on Sunday. Make sure any bids you want to get in are sent out soon enough to make the deadline. We can't be responsible for any late, misdirected, or lost posts. Hope everyone gets the item they're after. <g> Friday, February 4, 2000 10:30pm new 1) $40.00 Tracy FK sign--autographed by Nigel Bennett 2) $100.00 [Name removed by request] Imported signed bottle of Chateau LaCroix tie 3) $25.00 Diana Ashes to Ashes script tie 3) $25.00 Ken " " " " tie 4) $85.00 Liz FK prop -- Nightcrawler photo tie 4) $85.00 Sue " " " " new 5) $150.00 anonymous FK prop-- Raven glass 6) $45.00 Deanie FK prop-- evidence tag new 7) $30.00 anonymous Love You To Death script 8) $50.00 Knight Ranger FK prop- bowling pic 9) $40.00 Diana FK tote bag 10) $30.00 Claudine Father Figure script new 11) $200.00 anonymous FK prop--matchbook 12) $25.00 Judy Dying For Fame script 13) $20.00 Paula FK stickers 14) $100.00 Kalira Nick Calendar new 15) $100.00 anonymous FK Prop-- Trophy Girl newspaper Thank you everyone for bidding. Enjoy, April knightwave@a....... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 21:26:58 -0800 From: Cloud <clouddancer@h.......> Subject: Toronto skyline Had the videos out for an FK mini marathon and I started wondering... [Scary thought] During different shots of the night time Toronto skyline it appears that there is a fire on top of one of buildings. Does anyone know if this is a special effect or is there really a fire burning on one of the them? -- Cloud ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 23:36:56 -0600 From: Nancy Kaminski <nancykam@m.......> Subject: Re: Toronto skyline Cloud asked: > [Scary thought] During different shots of the night time Toronto skyline > it appears that there is a fire on top of one of buildings. Does anyone > know if this is a special effect or is there really a fire burning on > one of the them? That building has vapor exhaust coming out of the top (it must have something to do with the ventilation system). Since the film is speeded up, it looks like a flame dancing up there. Nancy Kaminski ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 04:23:03 -0500 From: KC Smith <tigrlady2u@j.......> Subject: looking for FK pics I am looking for any and all FK pics I can find... HELP!! I just got a friend hooked on FK and he wants to know where they all are, but none of the old webring links work! Thanks! tigrlady2u@j....... Nick/Natpacker with definite Dark Knightie tendencies. Light Cousin/Unholy Trinity "I've never met a chocolate I didn't like." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 09:58:31 -0600 From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......> Subject: Re: looking for FK pics Hi! I have hundreds of FK pics which I screen-shot myself too. I screen-shot atleast one episode a week. So far 18 are up. Your friend can find them here: http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight And I have movies and wallpapers that may be of interest too! Hope that helps! Kristin -----Original Message----- From: Forever Knight TV show [mailto:FORKNI-L@l.......]On Behalf Of KC Smith Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2000 3:23 AM To: FORKNI-L@l....... Subject: looking for FK pics I am looking for any and all FK pics I can find... HELP!! I just got a friend hooked on FK and he wants to know where they all are, but none of the old webring links work! Thanks! tigrlady2u@j....... Nick/Natpacker with definite Dark Knightie tendencies. Light Cousin/Unholy Trinity "I've never met a chocolate I didn't like." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 10:54:40 -0500 From: br1035@i....... Subject: MEP 2000 Quote List Hi! Last weekend, eight Forever Knight fans congregated in New Orleans, LA for 'My Evil Plan.' While this wasn't an official con, there was certainly some FK-related content on the quote list, which is why I'm reposting it here. Quotes are attributed to an actual person when the Scribe (me) chose to scribble the quotee down. Apparently I liked writing Nancy's name<waves to Nancy>, since hers appears most frequently. <g> Other culprits include: High Priestess Jules, Cousin June, GHP Laurie S., Poet Laureate Shele, Nancy K., Jackie, Gail H. and Bonnie R. Oh, and Third Cousin Patt(who, along with NunkMommy Annie was trapped at home by an ice storm) has one line she phoned in. ************************************************************************* "Fidel Castro - great third baseman or dictator of Cuba." -Nancy "And if Castro's a baseball player, then Pete Rose becomes dictator." "I don't mind seeing their heads cut off, their guts chopped out - that's enjoyable actually. It's eating fish I have a problem with." -Shele "Define morning." "Hide the spills from Rene." (Rene was our waiter at NOLA) "It's a King Cake. There's a baby inside." "It's not a *real* baby." "Thank you for qualifying that." "What are tonight's sorbet flavors?" -Bons "Lamb..." -Rene "Stressed Blue Dog." "I have a <hand motion> psychological problem with that." "You can't set NOLA on fire until dessert. After that, anything goes." "Where's the *real* tea????" -Nancy "He's not cute enough for me to play the digereedoo." "I said something really clever at one point. I'm sure of that." -Jules Fave t-shirt logo: "Aliens are coming!" Watching working girl enter strip club. "Oh, god! I have shoes like that!" -Bons "Okay, who said something really clever before Fidel Castro - third baseman or Dictator of Cuba?" (Jules started the shrimp/James Bond thing.) "Dr. Shrimp" "Goldshrimp" "From Russia With Shrimp" "Never Say Shrimp Again" "The Shrimp Who Loved Me" (musical interlude) "Shrimp are forever wrapped around my little finger unlike men, the smell lingers..." "No - wait - that's like men." "Shrimpraker" "Shrimpball" "OctoShrimp" (PG version) "The Shrimp Are Not Enough" "On Her Majesty's Secret Shrimp" "Live And Let Shrimp" "The Living Dayshrimp" Bons - "That's because I'm evil." Street Psychic - "You are evil. I can tell. <gestures to small black animal in stroller> "My puppy thinks so, too." "His puppy just dissed me." "A View To A Shrimp" "No one say anything good while I'm writing." Shele gives an imperial look to a police car on Bourbon Street. <Go ahead. You may pass.> "Robert Vaughn." "He's from Minnesota, you know." -Nancy Jackie, re: Ricardo Montalban. "He was 60 years old, and that chest!" "Shrimp Royale!" "Bond On The Barbie" "The Man With The Golden Shrimp" "Sounds like a porn movie." "Not a very good porn movie." "For the Baptists." "I'm evil, the puppy said so." "You could take that picture, and you could wake up with a pillow over your face." -Shele "Shrimp of Arabia" "Gone With The Shrimp" "The Last Temptation of Shrimp" "Deep Space Shrimp" "You're not evil 'til the puppy says so." "You Only Shrimp Twice" "That's a town that just cries out for Monster Truck rallies." -Nancy "The last place I want to be is somewhere where they've got thousands of rattlesnakes and you're supposed to catch them." -Gail "So there's anti-venom kits in the glovebox?" -Nancy "Shrimpfinger" "We're beautiful, and that's all that matters." "Bridging the Shrimp" "I do not find Goth-Snake-Sex acts...<shakes head>...No." -Nancy Sorry, it's about you, so we can't include this quote. "I don't *want* you." -Nancy "Alley of Doom." "In Canada, they don't have handguns, so they have to beat you to death." "Two words: manly men." <Insert pigeons freaking out Bonnie here.> "Come on, Itchy!" "No, Laur. Itchy is the *mule's* name. He's not giving us personal info." "When Good Keys Go Bad" "Look out! Drunk Mule! New Driver!" (musical interlude) "Wastin' away again in Margaritaville..." "Look out! Runaway mule!" "I don't like to eat anything where I make big sucking noises." -Bons "As long as it doesn't retain its eggy properties." -Bons "I can tell you've been to Canada." "It's the Cousin Family vault!" -All the Cousins in the cemetary, shouting with glee "It's Venus uprising...<hand motion>...whooshh! whooshh!" Conversation re: part of the cemetary tour: "After a year and a day in one of these vaults, they'd roast like an Easy-Bake<tm> oven..." "No, no. The guide said 'slow-bake oven.'" "Oh." "I had an Easy-Bake<tm> oven." "Really?" "Isn't that like cooking with a light bulb?" "We were all simultaneously Tracy, sliding down the wall at that point." -Nancy, describing our visit with the voodoo priestess <Insert gratuitous singing of filk selections from "Nighttime for Vampires in Canada here> "Do you want us to sing another, Patt?" "No." "We went back to our hotel and took off our clothes." "Okay, everybody gets back a dollar." "I kiss better than the bird." "I just wanted some *visitor's* information." -Jules Re: Andrea the perky barmaid: "She looks like a barmaid. Or she should be working at The Gap." "So, how many drinks do you think they're paying him?" "This is a Vachon kind of place." "Shele's being salty again." "Baby, you don't want to piss off the fat clown." <Insert Bonnie running from promise of a balloon hat.> "We've got a request. We don't know it, but we aren't giving the twenty back." "Clowns are inherently evil." -Nancy "I need a cigarette after that." -Laur <Insert Jackie's expression here.> "Obviously, none of them are Baptists." "I feel sanctified now." "And the t-shirts come in black and white, just like the band." -Big Willie Lockett of The Blues Krewe <looking at floor> "Bons, are you finished with your drink?" "There goes Shele's personal space." "Got Shrimp?" "Okay, everybody gets back a dollar again." "It was a drive-by beading." "Oh god! I don't know if I can get up!" "Remember the 2% Amusement Tax." "Are you going to eat that cherry?" -Gail "I've always said that maraschino cherries have an unusual effect over me." -Nancy "They say you can tie a cherry stem in a knot if you're a virgin." <Gail manages it successfully> "That doesn't bode well." "I can't do it anymore! I've lost that ability!" -Bons "You tramp!" Nancy, on sampling Bons' Rusty Nail: "It's skoche!" "That's enough for her!' "I'm writing that down. I don't know how to spell it, but I'm writing it down." "Gaaii-ul!!!!" -Jules "Let's hang with the Pope! We're papal peeps!" "I'll see you your Pope story and raise you one!" -Nancy "They put the Pope on dry ice." "He was the first really dead person I'd ever seen, 'cause he looked really dead." "I've gotten to shake hands with Lawrence Welk and been saved by Billy Graham, but now I'm really depressed because I've never seen the Pope." -Jackie "It was in the middle of the seven year locust season." "You know, we're offended by your behavior." -Strangers at the next table "We're just having way too much fun." "I don't know how it happened, but my pants are wet." "What's this protrusion?" <Jules does the horny hands.> "It's the Funky Butt Syndrome." -Jackie "We should have done this three nights ago!" "Uhm, actually, we did." Gail, re: Nancy visiting another table: "Is she, like, moving in?" "This is just so much more fun than 'The X-files.'" "Nick hasn't a chance in this." <hand motion> "Time-Out!" "Okay, there's another quote that can't go on the list." "We're all secretly hot for Schanke!" "Safety first!" "Barcalounger wins!" "Nude yachting - I like it!" "This is the man I've seen wearing a Snoopy shirt?" "He's a golden retriever puppy on acid." "Oh, god. You didn't write that down, did you?" "Kill them all." "Yet another quote that doesn't go into the quote book." "Laurie's picking up stray Canadians." "Zucchini." "Don't repeat that. Don't even tell June." "Back to The Pit of Condemned French Boys." "Okay, so if the whole world is balanced like the voodoo priestess said, there's a group of women in China having a really crappy time right now." re: the transvestite barker: "She had the *best* manners!" -Gail "Help a queer spread some cheer!" - Transvestite barker "That's what they mean by 'a dancing fool.'" -Shele "God, you sound disgustingly perky!" "Good. You're here. Now I feel safe from ambush." "And that's when I made a conscious decision to be as annoying and obnoxious as possible..." -Nancy "From the flight deck - an interesting situation has arisen..." <waves> ************************************************************************** Bonnie Rutledge.....<br1035@i.......>.....Evil - The Puppy Says So! Nunkies Anonymous Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/~br1035/nunkies.html Spare Bambi! LaCroix for President - 2000! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 18:25:49 +0100 From: Llarian <manulanger@t.......> Subject: Re: Mood rings and leisure suits >I assume we're all familiar with the style and trends of the '70's. Disco, >leisure suits, mood rings and the like. My question is, to what extent would >each vamp adhere to those trends? Hmmm... Janette would be the height of fashion, as always. Nick's hair would be a bit longer than in the nineties, other than that, he would still have dressed pretty conservative (for the time). But I can easily imagine Vachon as a flower child, peace symbol and all. :) Hugs, Llarian mailto:manulanger@t....... Join the SciFi-Crossover-Webring at: http://home.tronet.de/manulanger/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 14:27:32 EST From: Laudon1965@a....... Subject: Re: MEP 2000 Quote List In a message dated 02/05/2000 8:54:59 AM US Mountain Standard Time, br1035@i....... writes: <<MEP 2000 Quote List>> :: snorting with laughter while wiping tears out of my eyes :: Oh *Thank you* Bons, for posting this. << "You know, we're offended by your behavior." -Strangers at the next table >> That's a sure sign of a successful weekend. <g> << "Okay, so if the whole world is balanced like the voodoo priestess said, there's a group of women in China having a really crappy time right now." >> :: snort :: ::wheeze :: It would take a PHD disertation to describe all the ways in which this is funny. <g> Can I use this in a sig? I promise I won't use it in this fandom. << "Help a queer spread some cheer!" - Transvestite barker >> That's it. I *gotta* go to New Orleans. <weg> << "And that's when I made a conscious decision to be as annoying and obnoxious as possible..." -Nancy >> :: Helpless with laughter :: That's right, embrace your inner curmudgeon! >> :: stifling snorts of laughter and trying to ignore strange looks from mother :: Thank you again Bons for sharing this. Laurie of the Isles ------------------------------ End of FORKNI-L Digest - 4 Feb 2000 to 5 Feb 2000 (#2000-36) ************************************************************
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