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Digest - 4 Feb 2000 to 5 Feb 2000 (#2000-36)

Sat, 5 Feb 2000

There are 12 messages totalling 796 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. interesting website
  2. Mood rings and leisure suits (2)
  3. I'm a ponderin'
  4. Snowed in
  5. Friday night's KtK auction update
  6. Toronto skyline (2)
  7. looking for FK pics (2)
  8. MEP 2000 Quote List (2)

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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 18:17:15 -0500
From:    Stephanie Kellerman <stephke@i.......>
Subject: Re: interesting website

Network Solutions used to be Internic.org.  They are the site that sells the
domain names.  If you go to

http://www.networksolutions.com and do a whois for Foreverknight.com it comes up
with Sony Picture Imageworks as the owner.

--
Steph
stephke@i.......
http://www.fkvoyage.com
http://www.nimr.org
"The sea..where each man, as in a mirror, finds himself", Richard Basehart as
Ishmael
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."  Katherine Hepburn

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Date:    Wed, 2 Feb 2000 09:50:21 -0600
From:    Drew Nix <snix@a.......>
Subject: Mood rings and leisure suits

Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2000 09:25:18 -0600
From: Drew Nix <snix@a.......>
Reply-to: whosarmy@o.......
Subject: [whosarmy] Re: Nail polish and leisure suits (was: Flames, etc.)

I have a ponderance for y'all....

I assume we're all familiar with the style and trends of the '70's.  Disco,
leisure suits, mood rings and the like.  My question is, to what extent would
each vamp adhere to those trends?  Would Janette be a disco diva?  Would Nick
dress like Travolta?  Would Screed wear "Have a Nice Day" t-shirts?  Would
Vachon ask his victims what their sign was?

KC, Stayin' Alive
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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 20:54:35 -0500
From:    Tracysue <tracysue@i.......>
Subject: Re: I'm a ponderin'

Libratsie@a....... wrote:

>
> How do you think the FK vampires would <clearing throat for bad pun> kill
time? Feel free to put them snowed in together (for example, LaCroix with Screed
in Screed's abode) or alone.

Well, avoiding the obvious answers: Nick and Nat watching videos, Nick and
Janette Nookie.  Vachon tuneing his guitar.  I'd suggest the following:

1. LaCroix plays dress-up with all his barbies.  He gives them shorter
hairstyles, and calls them Tracy.

2.  Natalie and Vachon nookie <eg>

3.  Tracy pulls out the ole' leather and pretends to be a bad cop.

4. Screed invites Nick, Lacroix,  and Vachon  over for a poker game.  They use
frozen Ratsie droppings as poker chips.  screed hasn't told them that they're
frozen ratsie droppings.  He thought that he'd save the
surprise for later.

5. Janette revels in her secret polyester fetish.  She buys vintage 70's
clothing off of Ebay.

/ducking and running for all I'm worth.
Tracy Sue

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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 19:44:14 -0800
From:    Rayne <rayne_koest@y.......>
Subject: Snowed in

If Nick lived in an area that wasn't prepared for snow I
can see him going out and helping people shovel their
driveways and stuff - either that or pay other people to do
it anonomously. As may have happened in your area with the
last snowfall there are often many heartattacks and health
problems caused in elederly trying to clear their driveways
or streets.

I can see Nat phoning around helping organize relief.

LC and Janette would sit back in the comforts of home and
observe (with great amusement)as things got hard for us.

The vampires would probably also take the opportunity to
enjoy flying becuase with people stuck at home there would
be less chance of being seen.

=Rayne

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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 22:45:55 EST
From:    Knightwave@a.......
Subject: Friday night's KtK auction update

Here's the second auction update today for KtK's auction update.  The web
site is located at http://members.aol.com/AuctionKtK/ for anyone who wishes a
more detailed description of the items.  Becky has placed the latest posted
bids on the web site.

The auction is scheduled to end at 11:59 pm on Sunday.  Make sure any bids
you want to get in are sent out soon enough to make the deadline.  We can't
be responsible for any late, misdirected, or lost posts.  Hope everyone gets
the item they're after.  <g>

Friday, February 4, 2000  10:30pm

new 1)  $40.00   Tracy                 FK sign--autographed by Nigel Bennett
       2)  $100.00 [Name removed by request]                  Imported signed bottle of Chateau
                                                  LaCroix
tie    3)  $25.00   Diana                Ashes to Ashes script
tie    3)  $25.00   Ken                     "        "    "          "
tie    4)  $85.00   Liz                    FK prop -- Nightcrawler photo
tie    4)  $85.00   Sue                    "    "               "
"
new  5)  $150.00  anonymous      FK prop-- Raven glass
        6)  $45.00    Deanie            FK prop-- evidence tag
new  7)  $30.00   anonymous       Love You To Death script
        8)  $50.00    Knight Ranger   FK prop- bowling pic
        9)  $40.00    Diana               FK tote bag
      10)  $30.00    Claudine           Father Figure script
new 11) $200.00  anonymous       FK prop--matchbook
       12) $25.00    Judy                Dying For Fame script
       13) $20.00    Paula               FK stickers
       14) $100.00  Kalira               Nick Calendar
new 15) $100.00  anonymous       FK Prop-- Trophy Girl newspaper

Thank you everyone for bidding.

Enjoy,
April
knightwave@a.......

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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 21:26:58 -0800
From:    Cloud <clouddancer@h.......>
Subject: Toronto skyline

Had the videos out for an FK mini marathon and I started wondering...
[Scary thought] During different shots of the night time Toronto skyline
it appears that there is a fire on top of one of buildings. Does anyone
know if this is a special effect or is there really a fire burning on
one of the them?

--
Cloud

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Date:    Fri, 4 Feb 2000 23:36:56 -0600
From:    Nancy Kaminski <nancykam@m.......>
Subject: Re: Toronto skyline

Cloud asked:
> [Scary thought] During different shots of the night time Toronto skyline
> it appears that there is a fire on top of one of buildings. Does anyone
> know if this is a special effect or is there really a fire burning on
> one of the them?

That building has vapor exhaust coming out of the top (it must have
something to do with the ventilation system). Since the film is speeded up,
it looks like a flame dancing up there.

Nancy Kaminski

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Date:    Sat, 5 Feb 2000 04:23:03 -0500
From:    KC Smith <tigrlady2u@j.......>
Subject: looking for FK pics

I am looking for any and all FK pics I can find... HELP!!
I just got a friend hooked on FK and he wants to know where
they all are, but none of the old webring links work!
Thanks!

tigrlady2u@j.......
Nick/Natpacker with definite Dark Knightie tendencies.
Light Cousin/Unholy Trinity
"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like."

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Date:    Sat, 5 Feb 2000 09:58:31 -0600
From:    Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
Subject: Re: looking for FK pics

Hi! I have hundreds of FK pics which I screen-shot myself too. I screen-shot
atleast one episode a week. So far 18 are up. Your friend can find them
here:

http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight

And I have movies and wallpapers that may be of interest too!

Hope that helps!
Kristin

-----Original Message-----
From: Forever Knight TV show [mailto:FORKNI-L@l.......]On Behalf Of
KC Smith
Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2000 3:23 AM
To: FORKNI-L@l.......
Subject: looking for FK pics

I am looking for any and all FK pics I can find... HELP!!
I just got a friend hooked on FK and he wants to know where
they all are, but none of the old webring links work!
Thanks!

tigrlady2u@j.......
Nick/Natpacker with definite Dark Knightie tendencies.
Light Cousin/Unholy Trinity
"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like."

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Date:    Sat, 5 Feb 2000 10:54:40 -0500
From:    br1035@i.......
Subject: MEP 2000 Quote List

Hi!

Last weekend, eight Forever Knight fans congregated in New Orleans, LA for
'My Evil Plan.' While this wasn't an official con, there was certainly some
FK-related content on the quote list, which is why I'm reposting it here.
Quotes are attributed to an actual person when the Scribe (me) chose to
scribble the quotee down. Apparently I liked writing Nancy's name<waves to
Nancy>, since
hers appears most frequently. <g> Other culprits include: High Priestess Jules,
Cousin June, GHP Laurie S., Poet Laureate Shele, Nancy K., Jackie, Gail H. and
Bonnie R. Oh, and Third Cousin Patt(who, along with NunkMommy Annie was trapped
at home by an ice storm) has one line she phoned in.

*************************************************************************

"Fidel Castro - great third baseman or dictator of Cuba." -Nancy

"And if Castro's a baseball player, then Pete Rose becomes dictator."

"I don't mind seeing their heads cut off, their guts chopped out - that's
enjoyable actually. It's eating fish I have a problem with." -Shele

"Define morning."

"Hide the spills from Rene." (Rene was our waiter at NOLA)

"It's a King Cake. There's a baby inside."
"It's not a *real* baby."
"Thank you for qualifying that."

"What are tonight's sorbet flavors?" -Bons
"Lamb..." -Rene

"Stressed Blue Dog."

"I have a <hand motion> psychological problem with that."

"You can't set NOLA on fire until dessert. After that, anything goes."

"Where's the *real* tea????" -Nancy

"He's not cute enough for me to play the digereedoo."

"I said something really clever at one point. I'm sure of that." -Jules

Fave t-shirt logo: "Aliens are coming!"

Watching working girl enter strip club. "Oh, god! I have shoes like that!" -Bons

"Okay, who said something really clever before Fidel Castro - third baseman
or Dictator of Cuba?"

(Jules started the shrimp/James Bond thing.)

"Dr. Shrimp"

"Goldshrimp"

"From Russia With Shrimp"

"Never Say Shrimp Again"

"The Shrimp Who Loved Me"

(musical interlude) "Shrimp are forever
                     wrapped around my little finger
                     unlike men, the smell lingers..."
"No - wait - that's like men."

"Shrimpraker"

"Shrimpball"

"OctoShrimp" (PG version)

"The Shrimp Are Not Enough"

"On Her Majesty's Secret Shrimp"

"Live And Let Shrimp"

"The Living Dayshrimp"

Bons - "That's because I'm evil."
Street Psychic - "You are evil. I can tell. <gestures to small black animal in
stroller> "My puppy thinks so, too."

"His puppy just dissed me."

"A View To A Shrimp"

"No one say anything good while I'm writing."

Shele gives an imperial look to a police car on Bourbon Street. <Go ahead.
You may pass.>

"Robert Vaughn."
"He's from Minnesota, you know." -Nancy

Jackie, re: Ricardo Montalban. "He was 60 years old, and that chest!"

"Shrimp Royale!"

"Bond On The Barbie"

"The Man With The Golden Shrimp"
"Sounds like a porn movie."
"Not a very good porn movie."
"For the Baptists."

"I'm evil, the puppy said so."

"You could take that picture, and you could wake up with a pillow over your
face." -Shele

"Shrimp of Arabia"

"Gone With The Shrimp"

"The Last Temptation of Shrimp"

"Deep Space Shrimp"

"You're not evil 'til the puppy says so."

"You Only Shrimp Twice"

"That's a town that just cries out for Monster Truck rallies." -Nancy

"The last place I want to be is somewhere where they've got thousands of
rattlesnakes and you're supposed to catch them." -Gail

"So there's anti-venom kits in the glovebox?" -Nancy

"Shrimpfinger"

"We're beautiful, and that's all that matters."

"Bridging the Shrimp"

"I do not find Goth-Snake-Sex acts...<shakes head>...No." -Nancy

Sorry, it's about you, so we can't include this quote.

"I don't *want* you."  -Nancy

"Alley of Doom."

"In Canada, they don't have handguns, so they have to beat you to death."

"Two words: manly men."

<Insert pigeons freaking out Bonnie here.>

"Come on, Itchy!"
"No, Laur. Itchy is the *mule's* name. He's not giving us personal info."

"When Good Keys Go Bad"

"Look out! Drunk Mule! New Driver!"

(musical interlude) "Wastin' away again in Margaritaville..."

"Look out! Runaway mule!"

"I don't like to eat anything where I make big sucking noises." -Bons

"As long as it doesn't retain its eggy properties." -Bons

"I can tell you've been to Canada."

"It's the Cousin Family vault!" -All the Cousins in the cemetary, shouting with
glee

"It's Venus uprising...<hand motion>...whooshh! whooshh!"

Conversation re: part of the cemetary tour: "After a year and a day in one
of these vaults, they'd roast like an Easy-Bake<tm> oven..."
"No, no. The guide said 'slow-bake oven.'"
"Oh."
"I had an Easy-Bake<tm> oven."
"Really?"
"Isn't that like cooking with a light bulb?"

"We were all simultaneously Tracy, sliding down the wall at that point."
-Nancy, describing our visit with the voodoo priestess

<Insert gratuitous singing of filk selections from "Nighttime for
Vampires in Canada here>

"Do you want us to sing another, Patt?"
"No."

"We went back to our hotel and took off our clothes."

"Okay, everybody gets back a dollar."

"I kiss better than the bird."
"I just wanted some *visitor's* information." -Jules

Re: Andrea the perky barmaid: "She looks like a barmaid. Or she should be
working at The Gap."

"So, how many drinks do you think they're paying him?"

"This is a Vachon kind of place."

"Shele's being salty again."

"Baby, you don't want to piss off the fat clown."

<Insert Bonnie running from promise of a balloon hat.>

"We've got a request. We don't know it, but we aren't giving the twenty back."

"Clowns are inherently evil." -Nancy

"I need a cigarette after that." -Laur

<Insert Jackie's expression here.>

"Obviously, none of them are Baptists."

"I feel sanctified now."

"And the t-shirts come in black and white, just like the band." -Big Willie
Lockett of The Blues Krewe

<looking at floor> "Bons, are you finished with your drink?"

"There goes Shele's personal space."

"Got Shrimp?"

"Okay, everybody gets back a dollar again."

"It was a drive-by beading."

"Oh god! I don't know if I can get up!"

"Remember the 2% Amusement Tax."

"Are you going to eat that cherry?" -Gail

"I've always said that maraschino cherries have an unusual effect over me."
-Nancy

"They say you can tie a cherry stem in a knot if you're a virgin."
<Gail manages it successfully>
"That doesn't bode well."
"I can't do it anymore! I've lost that ability!" -Bons
"You tramp!"

Nancy, on sampling Bons' Rusty Nail:
"It's skoche!"
"That's enough for her!'

"I'm writing that down. I don't know how to spell it, but I'm writing it down."

"Gaaii-ul!!!!" -Jules

"Let's hang with the Pope! We're papal peeps!"

"I'll see you your Pope story and raise you one!" -Nancy

"They put the Pope on dry ice."

"He was the first really dead person I'd ever seen, 'cause he looked really
dead."

"I've gotten to shake hands with Lawrence Welk and been saved by Billy Graham,
but now I'm really depressed because I've never seen the Pope." -Jackie

"It was in the middle of the seven year locust season."

"You know, we're offended by your behavior." -Strangers at the next table

"We're just having way too much fun."

"I don't know how it happened, but my pants are wet."

"What's this protrusion?"

<Jules does the horny hands.>

"It's the Funky Butt Syndrome." -Jackie

"We should have done this three nights ago!"
"Uhm, actually, we did."

Gail, re: Nancy visiting another table: "Is she, like, moving in?"

"This is just so much more fun than 'The X-files.'"

"Nick hasn't a chance in this."

<hand motion> "Time-Out!"

"Okay, there's another quote that can't go on the list."

"We're all secretly hot for Schanke!"

"Safety first!"

"Barcalounger wins!"

"Nude yachting - I like it!"

"This is the man I've seen wearing a Snoopy shirt?"

"He's a golden retriever puppy on acid."

"Oh, god. You didn't write that down, did you?"

"Kill them all."

"Yet another quote that doesn't go into the quote book."

"Laurie's picking up stray Canadians."

"Zucchini."

"Don't repeat that. Don't even tell June."

"Back to The Pit of Condemned French Boys."

"Okay, so if the whole world is balanced like the voodoo priestess said,
there's a group of women in China having a really crappy time right now."

re: the transvestite barker: "She had the *best* manners!" -Gail

"Help a queer spread some cheer!" - Transvestite barker

"That's what they mean by 'a dancing fool.'" -Shele

"God, you sound disgustingly perky!"

"Good. You're here. Now I feel safe from ambush."

"And that's when I made a conscious decision to be as annoying and obnoxious
as possible..." -Nancy

"From the flight deck - an interesting situation has arisen..."

<waves>

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Bonnie Rutledge.....<br1035@i.......>.....Evil - The Puppy Says So!
Nunkies Anonymous Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/~br1035/nunkies.html
Spare Bambi!                                LaCroix for President - 2000!

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Date:    Sat, 5 Feb 2000 18:25:49 +0100
From:    Llarian <manulanger@t.......>
Subject: Re: Mood rings and leisure suits

>I assume we're all familiar with the style and trends of the '70's.  Disco,
>leisure suits, mood rings and the like.  My question is, to what extent would
>each vamp adhere to those trends?

Hmmm... Janette would be the height of fashion, as always.
Nick's hair would be a bit longer than in the nineties, other than that, he
would still have dressed pretty conservative (for the time).

But I  can easily imagine Vachon as a flower child, peace symbol and all. :)

Hugs,

Llarian
mailto:manulanger@t.......
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http://home.tronet.de/manulanger/index.html

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Date:    Sat, 5 Feb 2000 14:27:32 EST
From:    Laudon1965@a.......
Subject: Re: MEP 2000 Quote List

In a message dated 02/05/2000 8:54:59 AM US Mountain Standard Time,
br1035@i....... writes:

<<MEP 2000 Quote List>>

:: snorting with laughter while wiping tears out of my eyes ::

Oh *Thank you* Bons, for posting this.

<< "You know, we're offended by your behavior." -Strangers at the next table
>>

That's a sure sign of a successful weekend. <g>

<< "Okay, so if the whole world is balanced like the voodoo priestess said,
 there's a group of women in China having a really crappy time right now." >>

:: snort ::  ::wheeze ::  It would take a PHD disertation to describe all the
ways in which this is funny. <g>  Can I use this in a sig?  I promise I won't
use it in this fandom.

<< "Help a queer spread some cheer!" - Transvestite barker >>

That's it.  I *gotta* go to New Orleans. <weg>

<< "And that's when I made a conscious decision to be as annoying and
obnoxious as possible..." -Nancy >>

:: Helpless with laughter ::   That's right, embrace your inner curmudgeon! >>

:: stifling snorts of laughter and trying to ignore strange looks from mother
::

Thank you again Bons for sharing this.

Laurie of the Isles

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