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Digest - 6 Jan 2000 to 7 Jan 2000 (#2000-7)

Fri, 7 Jan 2000

There are 18 messages totalling 466 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Out of print
  2. Evil Twinkies
  3. xovers
  4. xovers (looking for mine)
  5. Crazy Crossovers (9)
  6. an adjustment to the KtK address list..
  7. Thanks!
  9. Fanfic questions
 10. SciFi's new schedule changes


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 17:31:44 -0500
From:    "Susan M. Garrett" <susang@v.......>
Subject: Out of print

Just wanted to let y'all know that "Forever Knight:Intimations of
Mortality" is on the verge of being remaindered and going out of
print.  It's been in print far longer than anyone expected and of the
original 25,000 copies, only about 2000 are left to remainder.  Thank you
to everyone for having purchased a copy (sometimes numerous copies) -
they're about to become collector's items.  It's been one heck of a ride
and I'm truly grateful.

BTW, Nick played Moonlight Sonata, (aka Sonata No. 14 in C-Sharp Minor,
Opus 27, No. 2, 1. Adagio sostenuto) in Capitol Offense.  It's the only
time I haven't liked the way Ger played something - then again, my favorite
recording of it is Vladimir Horowitz, so those are big shoes to fill.

Susan M. Garrett  -- susang@v.......
author of "Forever Knight: Intimations of Mortality"


Date:    Tue, 6 Dec 2005 16:20:31 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Evil Twinkies

Aron threatened: <g>> I'm warning you - my cousin makes anchovies.

*Makes* anchovies?  <confusion> Are these maybe playdough anchovies?  Last I
heard these were just liddle fishies that bred and multiplied..

Aron continued: > Giant animated anchovies stepping on Evil Twinkies. That's
better. No dancing on my lawn.

Messy.  Very messy. <g>  What will your Lawn Insurance Co. say?

> Giant anchovies chasing Kyer with formaldehyde filled balloons.

"Hea...Hea....Hea...." < sound like Darth Vader breathing apparatus> "...
Hea...Hea...Hea... So... Aron.... Hea.. Hea... We meet again.... Hea...
Hea... Then... I ...was.. only..the Newbie... Hea....Hea... <choke, gasp>
Hea... This time, I am.. the Master......whatever... Hea.. Hea..."  <Dark
Squirette, determined to pay back the stink bomb attacks with something
more---shall we say--- audible, directs Spike the Vampire Cactus to plant
electronicly talking Bubba <tm> toys at her house.  (If you've never heard
these nefarious things set in action by kids in a toy store, count yourself
blessed.  Worse than Barney.)

> Where's Schanke in all this, anyway?

Super Schanke has been sidetracked by a "free all-you-can-eat" coupon for
the Happy Souvlaki & Donut Stand Deli.

Kyer:  kyer@p.......
(No... I don't have a life.  Why do you ask?)


Date:    Tue, 6 Dec 2005 16:28:40 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: xovers

Miss Piggy?!  With Keermi, maybe?
Can I have a copy, huh, huh? :)

----- Original Message -----
From: <DanaKnight@a.......>
To: <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Sent: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 10:13 PM
Subject: Re: xovers

> In a message dated 1/5/2000 5:12:21 PM, LISTSERV@l....... writes:
> <<  just looked in my file on xovers hoping to find them, but I didn't.
> <snip>.  Some of themore 'odd' pairings I found on my list was a story by
> Ainsley crossing FK and Sesame Street (entitled "Count Me Out"), >>
> I did a FK/Miss Piggy xover.
> Judy


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 18:11:31 -0600
From:    Drew Nix <snix@a.......>
Subject: Re: xovers (looking for mine)

Karen Tobin wrote:

> I did this.

And thank you muchly, and also to the others who sent me fic.  As of this
moment, however, I still need:

"Lacroix Meets the High Commander"
"Lacroix Does the SOL"
"Frank and Schanke Reunited"
"1988 Snixco Christmas Catalogue"

I hope I don't sound like I'm harping, and if none of y'all have it, that's
okay.  I 'm a survivor, like Cher.  Well, not exactly like Cher, but you
know what I mean.

KC, whosarmy vet
"A horiculturalist told me you're the original hybridizer."  "No one calls
me that and lives!"--MST3K


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 18:52:01 -0600
From:    Kalira Isbell <KaliraRael@w.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers



Now I'll have knightmares all night about little blue skinned critters
in white outfits with long fangs chasing me while Dee-dee-dee-deeing
'London Bridges'!!!!!!!!!


Dark Knightie, Caddywhack, Nick's Harem, FK Pagan, GWDFC, DMZ, KiD


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 20:23:54 EST
From:    DarkPNinja@a.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

In a message dated 01/05/2000 11:32:08 PM Eastern Standard Time,
cgi271@a....... writes:

<< And then there's always:

 FK/F Troop, FK/Laverne and Shirley, FK/The Three Stooges, FK/Mama's Family
 (and we thought Nick and LC were dysfunctional!), FK/The Nanny, FK/The Andy
 Griffith Show, FK/Lost in Space, FK/The Waltons, FK/ ... Ack! Somebody stop
 me! >>

The one that nobody has mentioned yet that I actually think might work is

Can anyone who watched it 'not' giggle at the thought of LaCroix and JR
sharing a drink at the Cattlemans Club and complaining about how no one
understands them?  Lordie - what in the heck would JR do after he got a look
at Jeanette?



Date:    Tue, 6 Dec 2005 18:45:14 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers


I don't know about its being crazy, but I bet *Natalie* would love to be
crossovered as the ticket winner in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Maybe Nick could be the factory owner with Tracy and Janette as the wicked
little kids who got greedy. (i hope i'm remembering this right.  one day
have got to visit a video rental store...)



Date:    Tue, 6 Dec 2005 18:54:11 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

Oooh, Oooh!

Forever Knight crossed with the children's book series about 'Clifford' the
humungous red dog.  Hey, LaCroix!  Nick's got himself a new doggie pet!
<snicker> (Kyer is getting an FK-twisted version of Godzilla vs Bambi.)

Evilly Grinned,  :)=

who really should be giving these eyeballs a rest. <sigh.>


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 21:24:09 EST
From:    Libratsie@a.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

In a message dated 1/6/00 7:54:43 PM Central Standard Time, kyer@p.......

> (Kyer is getting an FK-twisted version of Godzilla vs Bambi.)
Wot? Kinda like "Screedy vs. The Ratsies"?

Then "The Ratsies' Revenge"?

Rat Wars
The Ratsies Strike Back
Return of the Ratsies
The Ratsie Menance: Chap-h'it-ta-ya Uno



Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 21:23:22 -0800
From:    trespasser@w.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

On Thu, 06 January 2000, Cindy Clark wrote:

> How about Nick and the Power Rangers battling giant monster Twinkies.

Now that's just mean.

Aron <trespasser@w.......>
Natpacker to the core, First casualty of War10
There is a thin line between genius and insanity,
and I am balanced precariously on it.
Donate your fic to she that needs it.


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 22:32:19 -0500
From:    June Williams <cousin@w.......>
Subject: Re: an adjustment to the KtK address list..

Thanks Sue, I'll update my page and flyers!!!!!!!

SField8067@a....... wrote:
> Hello Everyone,
> Paragon is no longer a valid address to write letters to.
> SField8067@a.......
> KtK


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 23:21:11 EST
From:    Laudon1965@a.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

In a message dated 01/06/2000 6:45:57 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
kyer@p....... writes:

<< I don't know about its being crazy, but I bet *Natalie* would love to be
 crossovered as the ticket winner in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. >>

I don't know how LaCroix would take the song about spoiled children being the
parents' fault.  I think he'd drain Wonka out of spite. <g>

Laurie of the Isles


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 23:54:48 EST
From:    MadiHolmes@a.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers


I'd have to go with a Deer Hunter/FK x-over. For some reason, I just love his

Can you imagine who has the more problems? Nick or umm... Nick?

Just imagine THAT conversation in South Vietnam. Let's just say that it
wouldn't be very....light :)

Cousine Formidable/GSS


Date:    Fri, 7 Jan 2000 00:11:56 -0600
From:    Drew Nix <snix@a.......>
Subject: Thanks!

I hope I'm not wasting bandwith here, but I just wanna thank everyone
who sent me my fic and helped make my collection of stories complete.
Y'all are the best.

Well, enough of this nice talk, I have a reputation to maintain!

KC, slipping back into lurking
"Ask me about my extra chromosome!"--MST3K


Date:    Fri, 7 Jan 2000 01:44:06 -0500
From:    mclisa@m.......

Guys, there's an epidemic of quoting whole posts and/or forgetting that we
have a strict 4 line quote limit and we never quote headers or sigs. In
fact, there are so many that I simply can't approach everyone individually

Please, be careful. There's a reason for those limits. It's called limited
space and/or limited mailboxes, and there's also the ever popular jammed
disk at PSU which is not popular with their sysops.


Cousin McLisa  (Lisa McDavid)  "That will be Trouble."
Listowner Forkni-l, Fkfic-l, Fkv4s-l


Date:    Thu, 6 Jan 2000 21:33:13 -0500
From:    MidKnight 2501 <midknightslair@j.......>
Subject: Re: Fanfic questions

well if its not moonlight maybe its the Pokemon theme song!!!!!!!!!!!! oh
wait,,,FK is pre pokemon......

MidKnight~ The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake.
 I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a rocket launcher
 and grenades.



Date:    Fri, 7 Jan 2000 08:17:00 -0500
From:    Gubs <gnn200@i.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

> I'd have to go with a Deer Hunter/FK x-over. For some reason, I just
> love his movie.

        I could'n resist anymore.  Here my few ideas

Army of Darnkess/FK
Jeff Foxworthy Show/FK
Newsies/FK (actually I can see this one , Nick in his atoning by eating
bad people phase comes and drains The newspaper owner and the prison guy
before whammying crutchie into thinkig he can walk , and lo and behold he
can <g>)
Seventh Heaven/FK

"A person is smart, people are dumb panicky dangerous animals"



Date:    Fri, 7 Jan 2000 15:51:26 EST
From:    "Doņa Angel D.S." <donaangel@h.......>
Subject: SciFi's new schedule changes

Dear faithful fans of FK,
   wanted to add my own little 2 cents worth here about SciFi's not airing
our beloved FOREVER KNIGHT--hopefully this is a temporary situation--I had
been watching some of HIGHLANDER: THE SERIES on Sci Fi and Sci Fi - to the
horror of the HL faithful fans had stopped showing HL eps in Sept. and it
had not even aired the entire series by that time--they had begun to air the
5th of the 6 seasons. Now SciFi has brought back HL but instead of showing
it at night have it on at 12 noon EST. Now I do not know, but am interested
in knowing if SciFi had previously PLANNED to return HL to its schedule or
if it was
brought back because of what HL's fans did--if y'all know any HL fans who
know the answer, please pass the info on to us -- as well as what they did
to change the SciFi PTB's minds. You see, strangely enough, they stopped
airing OUR FOREVER KNIGHT before completing the entire 3 seasons this time
around, too. And what I think TPTB at SciFi COULD do is return OUR Favorite
Series about Immortals who are Children of the Night to their schedule and
show it before or after the show about those Other daywalking Immortals who
carry around those sharp swords - IMHO this would be a VERY WISE programming
move, as some "people" are fans of both shows and, in addition to making
those fans happy, would have the potential of generating new interest of
fans of one series for the other, thus increasing the viewership of SciFi
Channel for a longer period of the day--and would someone--A LOT of
SOMEONES--please inform SciFi that just because HL is back {{{and I AM happy
for the HL fans}}} HL and its Immortals IS NOT FK and its wonderful immortal
vampires and does NOT satisfy the needs of the UNDYING devotion of FK fans.
Thanks for "listening", y'all!~~Angel

Doņa Angel <donaangel@h.......>
Vaquera/Future Proud Vaq Brat/VaqDreamer/Incarnate/Friend O'The
Ratpackers/Immortal Beloveds/Dark Hearts/The Crew/CW


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