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Digest - 19 Mar 1996 to 20 Mar 1996 - Special issue
Wed, 20 Mar 1996
There are 39 messages totalling 1010 lines in this issue.
Topics in this special issue:
1. Nick&Nat/hot vs. intellectual/other stuff
2. ATTN: Dianne DeSha (2)
3. From the Minds of Innocent Children ... (2)
4. Another funny ;> (4)
5. Factions (2)
6. Sense of Direction (2)
7. Demented Faction Meditations
8. Merc page & sneakiness in general (5)
9. YKYBWTMFK...
10. ObLichenReference (2)
11. WCT new address
12. swallowing
13. Waves from "The Fix"
14. Anyone up for a little Beta reading?
15. ETERNAL CHAMPION (2)
16. Count much?
17. Sony postcards & web page (3)
18. Ribena/Linda Pierce/Pizarro
19. SONY stupidity?
20. Please ignore - This is only a test
21. Forever Zombie
22. Vachon Ogler
23. Fangs
24. FK items for sale
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 23:15:58 -0500
From: Lisa Wolters <MVRJasper@a.......>
Subject: Nick&Nat/hot vs. intellectual/other stuff
Just a quick post before I dive back into the insanity that is my life at
present(tm)....
Nick and Nat belong together because they're soulmates. Two pieces from the
same puzzle. They understand each other's pain, share the same flaws and
strengths, and just plain *need* each other. So there! <g> And if that
didn't convince ya, Bonnie, <shrugs> so be it. :-)
ObBugCeleste: Look, a whole *row* of smileys!
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
On the "intellectual" N&N vs. "hot" T&V pairings question...
Although fanfic has treated Tracy and Vachon well, I think the main reason
TPTB regarded them as the "hotter" couple was that they were supposed to be
the Marketing Ploy to Reach the Desired Demographic Audience. Some of you
fail to see the sparks between Nick and Nat onscreen....while I failed to see
*anything* between T&V. No friendship, no intellectual connection, no body
heat, *nada.*
Moving right along...the janitor at work asked me why USA was showing nothing
but repeats of FK lately, and I filled him in. (I've got a neon-pink Save FK
flyer posted on my filing cabinet, and when he saw it back in January, he
revealed himself to be a new fan. He's only seen 3rd season, and thought
"Black Buddha" was the *premiere* premiere. He actually watches USA for the
wrestling stuff...and tuned in to FK intially 'cause it was on afterwards.)
Since Larry's very interested in the Internet, too, I took him on an
impromtu tour of the SOS-FK page, wrote down the URL for him, and he said
he'd check it out (he's on CompuServe.) Larry said he likes FK because even
though it's a vampire show, it's really about everyday problems we can all
relate to. He likes Nick because "he's got the affliction, and he's
*fighting* it." Larry's favorite eps are "Blind Faith" (he said he was
really touched by the ending), "Night in Question," and "Dead of Night." He
also thinks LaCroix is "one cold dude" for what he did to Raleigh.
Another quick work/FK note before I plunge back into the world of too much
work, too little sleep, and plenty of caffeine, as pefected by Natalie
Lambert...I also stuck a neon-green SOS flyer on the official bulletin board
at work, where only pre-approved, work-related stuff is supposed to
go--anything else usually gets pulled off immediately--and it has been there
for two *months* now.
Lisa W. * MVRJasper@a.......
Nick&NatPacker * Vanilla Lace Natpacker
sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig
sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 23:29:42 -0500
From: Cousin Candice <winter@j.......>
Subject: Re: ATTN: Dianne DeSha
> Hmmmm... were you in Oklahoma?
eh ..once, a VERY long time ago.
> "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes." ~~~ Will Rogers
But to tell you the truth, it's a common enough phrase here in sunny
downtown Alfred. A friend of mine once said "This place has the best
f---in' weather. In one day we've had a flood and a snow storm. Tonight
it'll probably rain fire." *ironic grin*
So, OBFK: WHY have you guys kept this game -NatPacker's Revenge such a
secret?? I WANNA PLAY TOO!! *childishwhimper*
Yours,
Candice -obsessed by memory, befriended by desire, Cousin by choice
Toreador by default
winter@j.......
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Date: Mon, 18 Mar 1996 23:07:13 EST
From: MS IDALIA KAKESAKO <NPYF15B@p.......>
Subject: From the Minds of Innocent Children ...
--the following contains a minor "Dead of Night" allusion--
(so now I don't get a biscuit, right?)
YKYBWTMFK
. . . when you've corrupted the pure & innocent <snicker>
minds of little children by bringing them across, and they
reveal their true evilness. :) This conversation occurred
while these girls were eating french fries with lots of ketchup:
Danielle (10): But why <did> Nick become a cop?
Me: Well, like they say in the beginning, he wants to pay
back for being a vampire--
Megan (7): --No, it's because he want to pay back for being
a marshmallow man & embarrassing his wife!
If you've seen it, you will know. :)
BTW, these girls & their brother (12) absolutely LOVE going to
public places & shouting "LaCroix!" I'm not sure why . . .
Idalia Kakesako
corrupter of children
<NPYF15B@p.......>
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 23:33:43 -0500
From: "Tammy Pond [Digest]" <nightmist@g.......>
Subject: Another funny ;>
(This is hubby's suggestion... Not a real event, but it's LOL
material <g>)
YKYBWTMFKW.....
"You realize that the bodacious babe you've been stalking for the
last few nights after sunset is NOT Janette after all. Sigh..."
RE: 60's shows FK style...
> Hey, it *could* have been worse...Captain and Tonelle...
> Sonny and Cher...Tony Orlando and Dawn...
Happy Days. I think that says it all.
LaCroix = The Fonz
Nick = Richie
Janette = Richie's sister
Schanke = the cook, whoever he was ;>
etc.
Or....Laverne And Shirly
LaCroix = Squiggy
Nick = Lenny
Tracy = Laverne
Nat = Shirly
Or... Three's Company - Nick, Janette And Nat as the "threesome",
Urs as Mr. Roper's wife, etc...
Yes, we're SCAAAAAAARY!
ISpamming for FOREVER KNIGHT!! The Mad Fax Spammer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Save the Forever Knight TV show! Write nytmist@l.......
or visit this web site (Site name *IS* case sensitive!!!):
http://members.aol.com/CuznJamiMR/SaveForeverKnight.html
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:33:59 -0800
From: April Ruskin <aruskin@e.......>
Subject: Factions
I know this question has been answered, but my computer crashed, and I
didn't back up my files (sniffle), so could someone please tell me: How
do I become a member of a faction? Do I announce it to the world or apply
to someone?
Your assisstance is appreciated (WOW! I know big words! I can't spell
them, but I know them.)
In case you want to know, I want to be a member of the... We are sorry,
but to technical difficulty, (April's fingers were broken for not paying
Lemmy the Pirana on time)this message cannot be completed. Instead, we
bring you, an infomercial!! TAADAA.
April Ruskin
aruskin@e.......
Direct desendant to Martians - and PROUD of it!
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:47:03 -0600
From: The Other Immortal <phoenix@i.......>
Subject: Re: Another funny ;>
> Or....Laverne And Shirly
> Tracy = Laverne
> Nat = Shirly
Er.... wasn't Shirley the perky one?
BUt how about GIlligan's Island?
Nick: Gilligan
LaCroix: The Skipper
Nat: Maryanne
Janette: Ginger
Who would be the Professor?
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix
phoenix@i.......
***MSTie Mad Scientist Somewhat-Extraordinaire*** *I'd be nothing if not cold.*
"Great spirits have always received violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~~~Albert Einstein
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 23:58:07 -0500
From: "Alora C. Chistiakoff" <acc0924@i.......>
Subject: Re: From the Minds of Innocent Children ...
On Mon, 18 Mar 1996, MS IDALIA KAKESAKO wrote:
> BTW, these girls & their brother (12) absolutely LOVE going to
> public places & shouting "LaCroix!" I'm not sure why . . .
Well you just made up my mind. I was going to let my niece and nephew
watch (their mother is the biggest vamp junkie you've ever seen, so I
actually surprised they aren't already) but they already embarrass the
hell out of me everytime we go out in public.
And this Natpacker has no desire to walk through the plaza in my old,
small, rustic town with a couple of knee-biters screaming "LaCroix!"
Now, "Q-tip!" OTOH, might not be so bad...maybe I'll have to reconsider.
Alora
<acc0924@i.......>
Natpacker * Nick&NatPacker * Valentine
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 00:16:15 -0500
From: Tippi Blevins <TippiNB@a.......>
Subject: Re: Sense of Direction
June Russell wrote:
>But the iron in the blood is not in a form which can be magnetic like a
>compass. (Only in the MRI machine.)
Well hey who knows what happens biochemically to the blood once it gets
oozin' around in a vampire's body?
Besides, Nick doesn't have enough blood in him to have enough iron, whether
it's the right kind or the wrong kind. Although, there *are* plenty of other
metals in blood...
Anyways. Maybe he looks at the moon. Maybe he looks at the stars.
Maybe he has a map of Toronto?
Wicked Cousin Tippi
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:47:33 -0800
From: Bonnela Pardoe <bonnie@o.......>
Subject: Re: Demented Faction Meditations
>>4. Vaqueros are FoD (pronounced food) for Ravens (and Ravenettes!)
>
> Ya, well "Bite Me"........meditate on that for awhile. <EG>.
Good one, Torrey! Major Vaquera kudos -- or should that be taquitos?
Bonnie
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:55:59 -0800
From: Bonnela Pardoe <bonnie@o.......>
Subject: Re: Another funny ;>
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix wrote:
>BUt how about GIlligan's Island?
>Nick: Gilligan, LaCroix: The Skipper, Nat: Maryanne, Janette: Ginger
>
>Who would be the Professor?
Vachon, of course. He's not just a pretty face.
Bonnela (bonnie@o.......)
-- whose body thinks she is on Hawaii time. Alo-ha!
Tracy, unwittingly, to Nick: "Bite me!"
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 00:38:04 -0500
From: Allison Percy <percy91@w.......>
Subject: Merc page & sneakiness in general
Out of sheer nosiness (I think you're all starting to sense a pattern in
my behavior here), I wandered over to the brand new Merc Central web
page. No, I'm not thinking of defecting, but I was curious.
I have just one thing to say. This was the most expensive d*mn web page
I have ever visited. I think I spent 4 pieces of gold checking out the
various links, plus one box of fine chocolates to get in there in the
first place and then *another* payment, this time in jewels, when I got
booted out by accident and had to log back on.
Sheesh, not a very civic-minded affiliation, are they? (I just know the
Mercs are all sitting at their computers nodding vigorously & proudly
right now.)
And then I find out that they're ultra-paranoid about Natpackers and make
you sign a pledge before you can access the link to the Natpacker web
page.
I don't think *I'll* be wanting to hire any Mercs in the next War,
whenever that may be. Three reasons:
(1) I can't afford them.
(2) Sneakiness and ingenuity are available within the ranks of my
own faction, although I don't think we are as well-armed with
virtual weapons nor as well-fed with virtual chocolates.
(3) It's more fun to do your own attacking.
(4) I think at least *some* Knighties have a serious score to settle
with a Merc or two.
The poverty-stricken and those who want to join a faction where angst
abounds (but with access to a large-screen TV and other perks during the
Wars), I would just like to note that access to the Knightie Home Page is
*still* free.
http://www.intex.net/~perridox/knight/knight.html
And you can find some FK links, including links to as many affiliations
as I could find, on my Obsession page:
http://assets.wharton.upenn.edu/~percy91/obsess.html
OK, it ain't fancy, but it's *free*!
BTW, last time I checked, the mysterious Sony web page (now identified as
some sort of special page made up for the "24 Hours in Cyberspace" event)
is still up and running. The address:
http://www.spe.sony.com/Pictures/tv/forever/fk24.html
Also, Ravens/Ravenettes, look at the pretty pictures in the following
directory:
http://www.spe.cony.com/Pictures/tv/forever/afterdark/assets
It seems that sometime last fall Sony contemplated setting up a virtual
chat room called The Raven (some sort of VRML thing) but never actually
got around to implementing it. What a pity! But go grab the pretty
.JPGs of the Raven (including a nice one of Janette at the bar) before
they disappear.
I know what you're all thinking: nosy, nosy! What can I cay, I'm a
Knightie and thus am completely incapable of self control. For once, I'm
not angsting about it, because it's not my fault if they left this
stuff just lying around for anyone to look at! :^)
* Allison Percy, a perky Knightie percy91@w....... *
* __o -- Have angst, will travel -- *
* _`\<,_ Now planning the Forever Knight charity bike tour! *
* (*)/ (*) see http://assets.wharton.upenn.edu/~percy91/FKtour.html *
* Shrewthering info: http://assets.wharton.upenn.edu/~percy91/shrew.html *
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:54:53 -0700
From: Raissa Devereux <1595@e.......>
Subject: Re: YKYBWTMFK...
I downloaded the laws that Wm. the Conqueror established after his victory
at the Battle of Hastings. Number five states that no one is allowed to
sell cattle outside the city. Furthermore, said cattle must be bought and
sold in front of witnesses. I got this image of Nick buying cattle from
someone. The witnesses were LC, Janette, and of course Aristotle.
Raissa Devereux
raissa@i.......
NatVampCamp/FoSiL
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 01:06:35 -0500
From: Lisa Wolters <MVRJasper@a.......>
Subject: ObLichenReference
OK, OK, this is a silly YKYB..., but my brain is absolutely fried right now:
The monstrosity (soon to be called a "book") that I'm proofreading has a
whole chapter on (I kid you not) endangered species of lichen. Yup. And I
can't stop smiling whenever I read parts that contain the words "lichen" and
"increased mortality" in the same sentence, as in "increased mortality to
lichen." And did you guys know that lichen can be used to accurately measure
the level of pollutants in the air? And that really, really bad pollution
over prolonged periods of time actually cause permanent, physiological damage
to lichen, even when the lichen, er, *clings* hundreds of miles away from the
source of the pollution?
I'm sure to be the life of any upcoming party.
Off to make another pot of coffee...
Oh, wait. I need an ObFK. Ummm...what *did* Nick give Natalie for
Valentine's Day last year? She gave him the pill box, LaCroix sent her the
roses...so, after Nick saved her life, what'd he do for her? Ignore her for
a couple months?
Lisa W. * MVRJasper@a.......
Save the Lichen! :-)
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 00:22:33 -0600
From: Christy Tucker <ctucker@m.......>
Subject: Re: Sense of Direction
Wicked Cousin Tippi wrote:
>Maybe he has a map of Toronto?
Hee hee...I can see it now: Nick floating in the air near the CN tower with
a huge map of Toronto. "Now where was that abandoned warehouse where serial
killer #79 is holding Natalie captive? If I hang a left here...." Then the
map is caught by a gust of air and flutters off into the night.
Well, okay, not that amusing. I agree. But it's soooo much more
interesting than the three days worth of symbolic logic I have to do, IMACO.
Cousin Christy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Christy Tucker, Always Right^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Save a tree! Eat a beaver.
ctucker@m.......
The Road to Damascus::http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~ctucker/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 00:18:48 CST
From: Wicked One <WickedOne@h.......>
Subject: WCT new address
Hey all, just a real quick msg to say I am trying a new internet
serever. You can reach me at this address or my old one
(TippiNB@a.......). Sorry to waste bandwidth!
WIcked Cousin Tippi
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 01:34:14 -0600
From: Annmarie McKee-Fitzgerald <mickey@c.......>
Subject: Re: Factions
At 10:33 PM 3/19/96 -0800, you wrote:
>I know this question has been answered, but my computer crashed, and I
>didn't back up my files (sniffle), so could someone please tell me: How
>do I become a member of a faction? Do I announce it to the world or apply
>to someone?
April,
Announce away or....if you have found your true calling to be that of a
Cousin,you may decide to remain aloof. Cousins don't normally "announce"
themselves.
If I were you...I'd send that computer of yours in for some driving
lessons,either that or stop giving it the keys to your car. That way it
won't be able to crash anymore.
Annmarie
My sig is temporarily dedicated to Celeste....I'm *not* wearing any
underwear,therefore, I do not have to change any! (:0
And I'm terribly glad that no one made the resolution, not to change their
undies until we got a 4th season! ( And..I'm glad Celeste has a sense of
humor! :) oops!
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 01:39:45 -0600
From: Annmarie McKee-Fitzgerald <mickey@c.......>
Subject: Re: Merc page & sneakiness in general
Allison the Nosey Knightie wrote:
>I know what you're all thinking: nosy, nosy! What can I cay, I'm a
>Knightie and thus am completely incapable of self control. For once, I'm
>not angsting about it, because it's not my fault if they left this
>stuff just lying around for anyone to look at! :^)
Oh sure! Next thing you'll be blaming it all on a Cousin! <emoticon>
Annmarie
*
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http://members.aol.com/CuznJamiMR/SaveForeverKnight.html*
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The Mother of Invention *had* to have been a single mother!
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:53:18 -0800
From: LG Soward <lgs@i.......>
Subject: Re: Merc page & sneakiness in general
At 12:38 AM 3/20/96 -0500, Allison Percy wrote:
>I have just one thing to say. This was the most expensive d*mn web page
>I have ever visited.
Of course, those of us who are truly sneaky, figured out a way to crawl
through w/out shelling out *any* gold coins. <g>
>And then I find out that they're ultra-paranoid about Natpackers and make
>you sign a pledge before you can access the link to the Natpacker web
>page.
Well they lost two w/in a year (six months)? What'd ya expect?
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 22:03:29 -0900
From: Muldy Sculler <ffbmh@a.......>
Subject: swallowing
Question: How do we know for certain that Ger does not swallow?
Evidence, I like evidence. So cough it up--pun most certainly intended<;p>
Barbara
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 02:12:14 -0500
From: Jamie Melody Randell <immajer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Merc page & sneakiness in general
On Mar 19, 1996 22:53:18, 'LG Soward <lgs@i.......>' wrote:
>>And then I find out that they're ultra-paranoid about Natpackers and make
>>you sign a pledge before you can access the link to the Natpacker web
>>page.
>Well they lost two w/in a year (six months)? What'd ya expect?
I beg your pardon.
Regardless of how any others may choose to categorize me, ignoring the
Natpack's blithe confidence that I have been fully assimilated, and the
Mercenaries' grim certainty that I've been well and truly sucked under by
the Natpack tsunami...
I AM the Natpack Merc.
More precisely: I transcend factions; and as this is in fact the role of
the Merc, to transcend affiliations and affiliationlessness (I dare you to
tell me that ain't a word!) I am more perfectly suited to that than to any
other faction.
Basically, I'm just letting 'em all retain their illusions because, well,
the Natpack's lots of fun to hang with, and I've seen the Mercs stage a
wartime rescue; I'm not missing out on being part of that.
Therefore, I AM the Natpack Merc.
Also a Friend of the FoD's with a citation in Advanced Brunch; a Classic
Raven Sympathizer; a semi-Knightie by virtue of competency in self-torture
(angst for the memories); a Vachon-ogler; and despite all my protests to
the contrary, still too damn Cousinly for my own good.
But not a DieHard. NEVER a DieHard.
ObSFK: Sony sucks. And not in a good way, either.
--
..............Jamie M.R. <immajer@p.......>..............
Asst. Listowner, SFK WebGoddess, Cinnamon Natpack/Merc
"Now??? We're getting strange NOW???" -- Dianne la Mercenaire
Same sig, different day... Hi, Celeste! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 01:27:44 -0600
From: The Other Immortal <phoenix@i.......>
Subject: Re: ObLichenReference
>Oh, wait. I need an ObFK. Ummm...what *did* Nick give Natalie for
>Valentine's Day last year? She gave him the pill box, LaCroix sent her the
>roses...so, after Nick saved her life, what'd he do for her? Ignore her for
>a couple months?
Hey, hey, this ain't JADFE! ;)
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, The Cousin Who Ate All The Sushi In Japan (She
Wishes) phoenix@i.......
***MSTie Mad Scientist Somewhat-Extraordinaire*** *I'd be nothing if not cold.*
"Great spirits have always received violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~~~Albert Einstein
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 02:48:06 -0500
From: Cousin Candice <winter@j.......>
Subject: Re: Merc page & sneakiness in general
Hey Allison,
Bookmarks are a VERY handy thing indeed when surfing those particular
pages *VWG* *cackling for no good reason, also because I shoulda been in
bed HOURS ago*
Oh geez ..2 a.m...
But Bjork is on the radion and I'm feel ing saucy, so someone/anyone
going to the Shrewthering wanna come up with a game plan for War 7?
Eep!
Yours,
Candice -obsessed by memory, befriended by desire, Cousin by choice
Toreador by default
winter@j.......
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 02:46:33 +0000
From: Laura W Petix <lpetix@d.......>
Subject: Waves from "The Fix"
I've put up another waves collection as of Sunday. It will remain
online until March 31. This one is all from the 2nd season episode
"The Fix," and includes all of the different main characters (except
Janette, since I had her "The Fix" waves up with my last collection),
although it's mostly a Nick showcase.
I hope everyone likes them. Again, the address is:
http://www.dpcc.com/dpcc/assoc/lpetix/waves/
Laura WP, lpetix@d.......
Ephemeral Noises: http://www.dpcc.com/dpcc/assoc/lpetix/waves/
Lucard's Home Page: http://www.dpcc.com/dpcc/assoc/lpetix/lucard/
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 01:57:18 -0600
From: Christy Tucker <ctucker@m.......>
Subject: Anyone up for a little Beta reading?
I need a few Beta readers for my first fanfic. If anyone is interested
please email me at ctucker@m........
Thanks
Cousin Christy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Christy Tucker, Always Right^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Save a tree! Eat a beaver.
ctucker@m.......
The Road to Damascus::http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~ctucker/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 02:56:32 EST
From: Kenneth Dare <102226.1213@c.......>
Subject: Re: ETERNAL CHAMPION
Part 5, Please some one sent part 5 of Eternal Champion. I can't read Part 6
untill I get Part 5.
Thanks
Brandy
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 03:08:02 -0500
From: Allison Percy <percy91@w.......>
Subject: Count much?
Earlier tonight, I said:
> I don't think *I'll* be wanting to hire any Mercs in the next War,
> whenever that may be. Three reasons:
And then I proceeded to list *four* reasons.
Gee, am I ever glad I spent all that time studying higher mathematics!
%#@&*@! Time to set up my own personal Wall of Shame, like the one that
used to hang in the FK production office, and included things like the
infamous Battle of Hastings line. Hey, now, *there* is something that
they ought to put up for auction in the future! Framed photos of the Wall
of Shame!
Well, 3am and I'd better go to bed before I make an even more embarrassing
mistake.
--
Allison percy91@w.......
Sparing you the full .sig as penance
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 03:26:10 -0500
From: Jamie Melody Randell <immajer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Sony postcards & web page
Weasels. They are WEASELS.
You know that FK logo bitmap at the top of the Sony 24-hour page? It's
MINE.
The one I painstakingly assembled bit-by-bit. THE ONE FROM THE SAVE
FOREVER KNIGHT PAGE. They swiped the logo off the SFK Web Page.
Is that, like, colossal GALL, or what?????
--
..............Jamie M.R. <immajer@p.......>..............
Asst. Listowner, SFK WebGoddess, Cinnamon Natpacker, Merc-MIA
"Now??? We're getting strange NOW???" -- Dianne la Mercenaire
****** Sorry, but Jamie is not coherent at the moment. ******
** Check back after her Saturn Return on April Fool's Day. **
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 00:14:15 -0900
From: Muldy Sculler <ffbmh@a.......>
Subject: Re: Sony postcards & web page
Jamie,
You did not ask for advice, but, hey--that has never stopped me. Don't
be galled by Sony's behavior--get even. Inform them that they are in
violation of your copyright, if you have not had that logo copyrighted
get it copyrighted, demand payment for use. They guys are beginning to
bug me.
Barbara
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 02:17:34 -0800
From: Debbie Litchman <debbie8@e.......>
Subject: Re: Ribena/Linda Pierce/Pizarro
At 09:25 PM 3/18/96 +0000, Sandy Martino wrote:
>>Hmmm...could the person who is studying bartending whip up some
>nifty FK inspired Ribena and alcohol beverage...?
Cape Fear (Inspired by a Cape Cod)
1 shot vodka
1 shot Ribena
3 shots seltzer
Debbie8@e.......
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 05:34:16 -0600
From: The Other Immortal <phoenix@i.......>
Subject: Re: ETERNAL CHAMPION
> Part 5, Please some one sent part 5 of Eternal Champion. I can't read Part 6
>untill I get Part 5.
Sent it!
Cousin "Susan" Phoenix, The Cousin Who Ate All The Sushi In Japan (She
Wishes) phoenix@i.......
***MSTie Mad Scientist Somewhat-Extraordinaire*** *I'd be nothing if not cold.*
"Great spirits have always received violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~~~Albert Einstein
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 06:58:29 -0500
From: Lisa Reeves <ad483@d.......>
Subject: Re: ATTN: Dianne DeSha
The Other Immortal wrote:
> Hmmmm... were you in Oklahoma?
>
> "If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes." ~~~ Will Rogers
Musta been Michigan. <ick>
OOTC: Hm. I need another VCR. Why? So last night when we lost our cable, and my
9 year old wanted to watch FK, I would have actually gotten some WORK done in
the room with the VCR, 'cause he could have gone in the living room.
--
Lisa Reeves @-->--->--- | ad483@d.......
GDFN Help Staff | Mercenary for Chocolate
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 04:54:27 -0800
From: Jackie <ejdjd@i.......>
Subject: Re: Sony postcards & web page
At 12:14 AM 3/20/96 -0900, Barbara wrote:
>You did not ask for advice, but, hey--that has never stopped me. Don't
>be galled by Sony's behavior--get even. Inform them that they are in
>violation of your copyright, if you have not had that logo copyrighted
>get it copyrighted, demand payment for use. They guys are beginning to
>bug me.
In order to copyright something, all you have to do in NYS is to put
a little c within a circle next to whatever the material is. Nothing big
involved!
Jackie
Support your local Attorney....Send your kid to Medical School!
ejdjd@i.......
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 07:50:16 EST
From: Lisa <D020214@u.......>
Subject: SONY stupidity?
I'm going to play Devil's Advocate for a moment, because I think I see
reasonable explanations for the of the reported errors on the SONY page.
1. 4th season. By some measures, the first season was considered to be
two short seasons. FK went on the air in 1992 with, I think, an initial
order of eleven. When 11 through 22 (or 10-22 if you count the two parts
of Dark Knight as one) began to air in September, TV Guide referred to
it as the second season.
We decided a long time ago on here that most of us thought it was only
one season. However, if SONY's thinking of the first season as two, then
the current season could be considered number four.
2. I think that reference to 3 newsgroups does mean us, Fkspoilr and
Fkfic-l. Look carefully sometimes -- you'll find people who don't know
much about the internet or who are more accustomed to Usenet saying
newsgroup or discussion group all the time, when they mean mailing list.
Btw, it's a great idea to ask them when we can expect this fourth
season and to tell them, preferrably with names and addresses/urls,
how many FK sites there really are.
Cousin Lisa -- "That will be trouble."
Lisa McDavid
mcdavid-lisa@s.......
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 04:57:55 -0700
From: Roxanne Piccen <CHIRMP@a.......>
Subject: Please ignore - This is only a test
Move along, nothing to see here <g>. Testing my new work account.
Forgive the use of bandwidth.
Roxanne (RoxanneP@a.......)
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 08:06:49 EST
From: Lisa McDavid <D020214@u.......>
Subject: Forever Zombie
You know you've been watching too much FK when, on another list, someone
whose first language isn't English is talking about the drug which seems
to be the basis for the zombie legend. "Once a zombie, forever zombie."
And you nearly have hysterics in midoffice because you're envisioning
a zombie who goes around trying to do good, in conflict with his
zombie master, who wants him to give up this foolishness about trying
to regain a mind of his own ....
Cousin Lisa -- "That will be trouble."
Lisa McDavid
mcdavid-lisa@s.......
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 08:28:25 EST
From: Dotti Rhodes <104024.3407@c.......>
Subject: Re: Another funny ;>
Who would be the Professor?
Well Schanke ofcourse. The Professor was always good at what he tried to do -
Gilligan just kept getting things sort of - er- fried. Schanke's a great cop -
Nick just sort of - manipulates a few things here an there.
Dotti R
Knightie 4-Ever
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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 08:50:23 -0600
From: Annmarie McKee-Fitzgerald <mickey@c.......>
Subject: Re: Vachon Ogler
At 02:12 AM 3/20/96 -0500, Jamie, The Natpack Merc. wrote:
> Vachon-ogler
Ooooh! I like that! I think that should be a faction all to itself!
And she wrote:
> still too damn Cousinly for my own good.
Jamie, you can *never* be to "Cousinly"!
Annmarie... A Cousin who likes to ogle!
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 09:11:55 EST
From: MS SHIRLEY A CLINE <VUYX56A@p.......>
Subject: Re: Fangs
Amy Potter <APotter@g.......> said about fangs:
<<My problem with fangs (in all vampire lore, not just FK) is that they
always appear way to short to reach either the internal jugular vein or
carotid artery.>>
Perhaps the fangs extend further during the bite itself. I've
always preferred the theory that the fangs are pushed out using muscles
or something, rather than growing. Of course something should have
shown up on the x-ray in NIQ. I think I can explain that though. :) The
last thing they would have been looking at are his teeth, or if they
did notice it, maybe they assumed it was a mistake, a birth defect, or
he'd had some weird dental work. How's that? :)
Oh, I forgot: we saw the x-ray too, and I think someone said you
couldn't see anything like that. Um, okay...that wasn't Nick's x-ray!
(Yeah, that's the ticket! <G>) It was all one big wacky mixup! :)
Cousin Shirl <vuyx56a@p.......> A-Negative FoFoD
(I'm always changing my sig anyway. So there! :P :D )
////"Peace in the struggle to find peace. Comfort on the way to
comfort"--"Fumbling Towards Ecstasy" by Sarah McLachlan////
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Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 09:35:38 EST
From: MS LYNNE R ACKERMAN <GNBV32C@p.......>
Subject: FK items for sale
I've received permission from the listowner to post this to the list
for anyone who might be interested:
One of the FK crew that I'm in sporadic contact with has decided to
part with various FK items, such as her crew jacket, T-shirts, etc.,
and is not averse to fans having them. However, I should warn you
that she's selling things to the highest bidder and she's looking for
"serious" money here.
The crew jacket is size extra-large, and barely worn. It's in very
good condition. I should mention that she's already had an offer of
$300 U.S. for it, so unless you can match or beat that price, you'd be
wasting your money to contact her about it.
Because she's not online I told her I'd post her notice to the list.
Right now she's mainly interested in selling the crew jacket, but she
will have other items for sale as well. She's working on getting
together a list of everything she's decided she can part with, and
when she does she'll let me know. In the meantime, if you're
>seriously< interested in the crew jacket please let me know and I'll
pass on her phone number to you so you can contact her directly.
Also, if you think you'd be interested in anything else she might
have, please let me know that as well...now...and I'll let you know
when she has her list compiled. This is the only time I'll be posting
this notice, so if you think you might be interested in whatever else
she'll make available, you have to let me know now so I can contact
you later.
Lynne
A message from Lynne Ackerman in Toronto (or, as we like to call it,
"Hollywood North"!) Via Internet: gnbv32c@p....... (preferred
address) or be028@t.......
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